Dog sheeeeeit cleaning/picking up; what do you use?

[scabzzzz]

My dog shits where ever there is grass. The grass eats the poop.

[nando]

my dog is pretty smart, he shits way in the back of the property where no people go. So I don't really worry about it.

[Maluco]

my dog is pretty smart, he shits way in the back of the property where no people go. So I don't really worry about it.

is it just me or do dogs never step in dog shit? I used to live in a complex that had this area that was covered by these plants that stood just under a foot over the ground but you could not really see the ground. My dogs shit there for a year and never stepped in shit. Same thing in yards that have had shit accumulate for a while.

Either they have insane vision or the shit-memory version of a squirrel and acorn.

[TurboJake]

If you had a nose like them which was almost always down to the ground when you were outside, you wouldn't either.

Plus, paws are small, feet are not.

That being said, my poodle didn't step in my shelties, he rolled in it. does that count?

[Simon S]

I will seriously never have a dog in the city – I don’t get it – I think it’s just cruel. And to pick up their shit? I don’t know why/how people put up with that. Day after day after fucking day.. and in the winter? sheeeit..

Don’t get me wrong – I love dogs – but I just think they should be ‘country pets’ only – where they can run free and shit where they like. I came to the city – and I swear – every time I see a dog – it’s in that fuckin hunched over position – shitting on the pavement, with some punk ass fuckwad in sweat pants, smoking a cigarette – then just leaving the shit there. Fucked up.. and don’t get me started on the incessant barking – poor little dudes cramped up in small apartments.. FFS!

Cats. Hands down.

Reminded of a Seinfeld clip where he imagines aliens observing us picking up the shit after dogs – and what they would think..

[Farbin Kaiber]

Runny cow shit is way harder to get out of he treads of lawn equipment. And dogs that eat raw meat have the worst smelling land mines you've ever had the plesure of running over.

[jasonsnoddy]

Idk what they are called, those things you use to pick up horse shit. Kind of a shovel, but has a bunch of rods where the blade part would be, to let all the stuff that's not shit fall back on the ground.

[Rennsport]

Pitch fork....

I live in a condo and always have to pick up my dogs shit because the lady next door spies on me and complains if I don't.

[TurboJake]

Pitch forks are for hay, and horse shit, and killing people/zombies. So yeah. handy tool to have I would suppose

[Maluco]

from the Pictures thread...