What the f--k is a Masshole?

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  • Jand3rson
    Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 37587

    #1

    What the f--k is a Masshole?

    Somebody freaking tell me. I see it all the time here on the board, and I have no idea what it means. I know it's got to have something to do with Massachusetts, but that's as far as I've gotten.
  • CobraKai
    E30 Mastermind
    • Oct 2003
    • 1544

    #2
    someone from Massachusetts....Pretty sure atleast.
    -alex
    i take pictures.

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    • Jand3rson
      Banned
      • Oct 2003
      • 37587

      #3
      Originally posted by CobraKai
      someone from Massachusetts.
      Is that really all it is?

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      • CobraKai
        E30 Mastermind
        • Oct 2003
        • 1544

        #4
        pretty sure.
        -alex
        i take pictures.

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        • f u z z
          E30 Mastermind
          • Jul 2004
          • 1600

          #5
          masshole: 1. For residents of Massachusetts, it is an achieved title for drving faster, being wreckless, cutting other drivers off often, and having no...



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          • Jarvis
            R3VLimited
            • Nov 2003
            • 2132

            #6
            Asshole from Massachusetts = "Masshole".

            When I went to school in upstate NY, I was "THE Masshole" among the people I knew. Apparently it was wicked obvious that I was from MA because I'm a dick or something. Whatever. I consider it a term of endearment.

            PS: Most of those urban dictionary entries are wrong. MA drivers are noticeable for driving too fast and aggressive. I don't know of anyone who crosses the border into this state and then complains about locals driving TOO SLOW. That never happens. Unless it's stupid hippies from New Hampshire that are tripping on acid and 'shrooms, and are seeing shit anyways.

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            • Bimmerfanatik
              Banned
              • May 2004
              • 5349

              #7
              Originally posted by Jarvis
              Apparently it was wicked obvious that I was from MA
              You said wicked. You are a Masshole ;)

              Massholes are usually specifically referring to our kamikazi-style of driving. We're fairly well known for it. Dan wasn't a big fan of our interstates, and those of us who live here, though at times get frustrated with the condition of the roads or traffic patterns, don't see it as unusually dangerous or erratic. We see it as the norm, making us all massholes.

              :)

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              • thejimlab
                E30 Addict
                • Oct 2004
                • 588

                #8
                Masshole is a term used to get yourself punched in the face in any other area besides the northeast. I lived in CO for a few years, and although funny when my friends used it, not funny when some complete stranger says it to you because they hear you say "wicked" or notice that we can't properly pronounce an "R". I try not to call people names, unless they deserve it or I'm drunk, I don't appreciate being called asshole or any version or variant of asshole. The more I write this the more I think I might be a masshole. fuckers.

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                • Mystikal
                  Moderator
                  Wheel Fitment Expert
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 9602

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jarvis
                  That never happens. Unless it's stupid hippies from New Hampshire that are tripping on acid and 'shrooms, and are seeing shit anyways.
                  Haha!

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                  • enercity
                    Grease Monkey
                    • May 2005
                    • 348

                    #10
                    i guess I'm a kanshole? :shock:


                    nah, I'm actually just a badass mother effer.

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                    • Digitalwave
                      is a poseur
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 6279

                      #11
                      Originally posted by thejimlab
                      Masshole is a term used to get yourself punched in the face in any other area besides the northeast. I lived in CO for a few years, and although funny when my friends used it, not funny when some complete stranger says it to you because they hear you say "wicked" or notice that we can't properly pronounce an "R". I try not to call people names, unless they deserve it or I'm drunk, I don't appreciate being called asshole or any version or variant of asshole. The more I write this the more I think I might be a masshole. fuckers.
                      Now that was a rant!

                      I saw wicked, and I've never been to Mass. :)

                      RISING EDGE

                      Let's drive fast and have fun.

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                      • T.Dot E30
                        E30 Addict
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 536

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Mystikal
                        Originally posted by Jarvis
                        That never happens. Unless it's stupid hippies from New Hampshire that are tripping on acid and 'shrooms, and are seeing shit anyways.
                        Haha!
                        Jay, your a Tor-Hole.

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                        • MR 325
                          Moderator
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 37826

                          #13
                          Dan Gillan just said wicked to me over AIM, it must be true.

                          I should start using that, much better than the NorCal guys saying hella all the time.
                          BimmerHeads
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                          • Mystikal
                            Moderator
                            Wheel Fitment Expert
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 9602

                            #14
                            I use wicked, but not in the same context as the NE tea-sippers. You can describe something as being "wicked", but we don't say "wicked bad".

                            Don't get me started on "hella".

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                            • Werksmini
                              E30 Mastermind
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 1658

                              #15
                              Fuck, ive been saying wicked for years with no idea that it was some gay boston fad. Driving there really is mad though.

                              I bombed Korea every night.

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