Obi-Wan Kenobi Dead, Vader Says...

[Kershaw]

"Sadly, even this victory likely won't satisfy Vader's critics -- they can't stand that he is black."

[mrsleeve]

^

Well his voice is remarkably similar to James Earl Jones

[Rustyduktape]

Haha, great satire. I'm taking this class on copyright right now, and we've been looking at the benefits of second use, and stuff like this is a perfect example of that. I'm going to use this for my class, thanks Farbin!

[dreamer420]

lol ' how come some publications spell it Ubi- Wan, and some spell it Obi- Wan'

[Farbin Kaiber]

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Does anyone seriously believe this is going to have any effect on the Rebel Alliance? Until the Empire removes military presence from Naboo, Endor, Hoth and so many others, the Alliance will continue to grow in strength and numbers.

According to Jedi law, Obi-Wan Kenobi was not given a proper burial ceremony.

If you guys are tired of the leftist spin of the GET, flip over to the fair and balanced reporting of WompRatNews. They got this story exactly right! And Glenusius Beck brought the implications into crystal clarity for me.

The Death Star destruction was an inside job! How could any pilot shoot a missile into a 2 meter-wide exhaust port, let alone a pilot with no formal training, whose only claim to fame was his ability to “bullseye womprats” on Tatooine?

Everyone knows that the REAL credit for getting Obi-Wan Kenobi goes to Darth Maul, NOT Darth Vader. Darth Maul is the one who authorized the use of interrogator droids.

I swear this is the best thing I've seen on the net in a decade.

[zxert]

There's a lot going on here that we aren't being told. Has anyone ever actually seen Lord Vader's birth certificate? I bet that could tell us something.

[MonkeyMadness]

I find it too... coincidental that news of Kenobi's death were revealed during a time when Lord Vader's approval rating is at an all-time low.

[CorvallisBMW]

baahahaha the comments are golden!

[gstuning]

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I swear this is the best thing I've seen on the net in a decade.

In "reality" it was infact Darth Vader who killed Obi-Wan, Darth Maul nowhere to be seen.

So for the satire to be perfect Obama would have to had killed Bin Laden himself.

[Kershaw]

dude, you need a healthy glass of stfu.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Oh, gstuning, thanks, none of us dorks in this thread really knew any of the specifics of this story. We are only remarking from heresay, its not like we stayed up for days at a time digesting every nuance of this epic story.

[MonkeyMadness]

wut? I thought this was the stuff from battlestar galactica




asshat...

[Rau]

wut? I thought this was the stuff from battlestar galactica




asshat...

lol