I watched one of the worst movies ever made last night.....

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  • z31maniac
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Dec 2007
    • 17566

    #1

    I watched one of the worst movies ever made last night.....

    The wife put it in our Netflix queue, it arrived, we watched, it was terrible.

    "Welcome to the Reillys" with James Gandolfini and the whiny, anorexic chick from the Twilight movies.


    If you're wife/girlfriend wants to watch this, suggest going to an Opera, dinner with her mom, or any numerous things that would be less horrible.


    What are some of the worst movies you have watched lately?
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  • scabzzzz
    Estado de mierda de encargo
    • Jul 2007
    • 6870

    #2
    Super 8

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    • Pantless Spency
      It's McRib time!!!
      • Feb 2011
      • 7284

      #3
      'somewhere' worst movie I ever seen, girlfriend wanted to watch it so I downloaded, the next morning my mom received an email from comcast threatening to not provide us internet because some agency had informed them I invaded copyrights on the movies production company and I had illegally downloaded the movie 'somewhere' using our ip address... Worst movie ever and it got me in trouble with my Internet provider... And I can't download music anymore without feeling like I'm gonna get raped by comcast. Extra gay.

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      • z31maniac
        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
        • Dec 2007
        • 17566

        #4
        Originally posted by Pantless Spency
        'somewhere' worst movie I ever seen, girlfriend wanted to watch it so I downloaded, the next morning my mom received an email from comcast threatening to not provide us internet because some agency had informed them I invaded copyrights on the movies production company and I had illegally downloaded the movie 'somewhere' using our ip address... Worst movie ever and it got me in trouble with my Internet provider... And I can't download music anymore without feeling like I'm gonna get raped by comcast. Extra gay.
        That's why you stay away from public torrents.
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        • bimmerteck
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          • Mar 2009
          • 762

          #5
          Originally posted by Pantless Spency
          'somewhere' worst movie I ever seen, girlfriend wanted to watch it so I downloaded, the next morning my mom received an email from comcast threatening to not provide us internet because some agency had informed them I invaded copyrights on the movies production company and I had illegally downloaded the movie 'somewhere' using our ip address... Worst movie ever and it got me in trouble with my Internet provider... And I can't download music anymore without feeling like I'm gonna get raped by comcast. Extra gay.

          Or you could download using methods that aren't so easily susceptible to tracking. ;)


          OP- 200MPH worst movie I've ever attempted to watch, didn't even get into it more than 15 min. and I usually enjoy making fun of F&F type movies.

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          • Brandon12V
            E30 Fanatic
            • Feb 2008
            • 1318

            #6
            The New World with Collin Farrel. fucking terrible.

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            • Roysneon
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              • Apr 2010
              • 4505

              #7
              The movie 'Deathbed' is the worst movie ever made. That is a definite.
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              • zxert
                E30 Addict
                • Jan 2011
                • 444

                #8
                A Christmas Carol with Jim Carrey.

                I fell asleep so many times. So damn boring.

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                • Car Addict
                  E30 Enthusiast
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 1100

                  #9
                  I love terrible movies, by far and away these are the worst movies ever made. While the ones already listed are bad they at least made sense, these do not have that luxury

                  The Room - worst acting EVER and only 3 sets

                  2012: Doomsday - not to be confused with the movie that came out in theaters a year or 2 ago. some crazy insane christian obsessed writer mixed with bad acting and a budget of i think 47 cents.

                  Zombie Nation- the only redeeming quality of this movie is the cover art on the box. this moving has random clips thrown in making the overall story impossible to remember/figure out.

                  I have more if people are curious but those are my distinct favorites for awful movies.
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                  • z31maniac
                    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 17566

                    #10
                    ^Please elaborate.
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                    • Farbin Kaiber
                      Lil' Puppet
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 29502

                      #11
                      Visioneers

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                      • Car Addict
                        E30 Enthusiast
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 1100

                        #12
                        on other horrible movies?

                        where to start well lets see there was a pair of original movies made for the sci-fi network or now known as the syfy network, called Category 6, and Category 7. Yes they are about hurricanes while Category 6 is bad enough with its bad acting, and horrible CGI; Category 7 takes it to a whole new "catagory" lol.
                        again everything from the first one however it appears that they ran out of b-role, AKA clips with no real actors in it just there to move the story along, so all they did was take those clips from Category 6 and re use them. seriously I counted 12 clips that were a carbon copy of the other.

                        Then of course you have the awful sequels to already "questionable originals. Did you know they made a follow up to Lake Placid I had no idea until of course it appears on syfy clearly this can not be that bad, but oh it is, it really is that awful. Ever get that feeling of deja vu, Lake PLacid two has almost the exact same plot but with different actors and a horribly rendered alligator? I question the alligator becuase it is never really clear what they were trying to generate.

                        But how could we forget originals from the gem of all horror channels Chiller, do not fear i have not. There is a movie called Cabin fever. "Hey, I actually liked that movie!!!" calm down troll I am not talking of the original, no rather I speak of Cabin fever 2: Spring Fever. Where a lone survivor from the first movie poisons a water well type thingy and brings upon pain, suffering and death for many prom goers. " Well hey that does not sound that bad." i will just let you enjoy that gem without me ruining the awesome fail that it really is. let's just say fatty's + swimming pool + Prom King - logical reasoning = wonderful fail.

                        I could keep going if people want but that should hold you over for a bit.
                        Last edited by Car Addict; 06-29-2011, 09:02 AM.
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                        • imsotyerred
                          R3VLimited
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 2529

                          #13
                          another horrible movie: Johnny Appleweed

                          Terrible acting. Just terrible...Almost comical

                          seriously, some of the worst I've ever seen
                          BRUTE

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                          • Huff
                            R3VLimited
                            • May 2006
                            • 2488

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                            Visioneers
                            It's rare that I turn an movie off, I'll stick with it until the bitter end... But, this movie got axed about 3/4 though. That was as much as I could stand..

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                            • pawi30
                              E30 Enthusiast
                              • May 2007
                              • 1091

                              #15
                              I watched Pot Zombies on Comcast On Demand. I could make a better pot zombie movie with my cat.
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