I watched one of the worst movies ever made last night.....

[klynsma76]

Starship Troopers 1 had Denise Richards showering, so, 2 can get a bit of a break. Though I have not seen it!!

Yeah I actually like that movie (the first). But, there is a third one out and I don't think I'm going to watch it.

[BigD]

I didnt know that canada was bizzaro world where everything is backwards. :p

Prepare to have your mind blown

[Pac1373]

yea, bagged milk FTW.
I can not however agree that a Clockwork Orange is not a Masterpiece, I was profoundly influenced by many viewings of that film.

on topic though, I have seen so many movies in the past 5 years that have failed because it seems that many film makers have forgotten HOW TO END A FUCKING MOVIE...I dont know how many times a movie has just sort of "stopped" and they call it an ending, my wife and I look at each other anf say wtf?

god I hate that... and shitty endings, like "Law abiding citezen" wtf was that? how does he not win ffs...still ppissed off about that and it was 2 years ago.

[BigD]

I can not however agree that a Clockwork Orange is not a Masterpiece, I was profoundly influenced by many viewings of that film.

I know I just said I don't care what critics think but for what it's worth, Ebert describes how I feel about this movie pretty much to a tee:

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19720211/REVIEWS/202110301

[e30loverSC]

Transformers 3 is one of my favorites

[e30e]

I know I just said I don't care what critics think but for what it's worth, Ebert describes how I feel about this movie pretty much to a tee:

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/...IEWS/202110301

I agree that clockwork orange is WAY over-rated, Roger Ebert is a douche of a film critic and hates every single movie that doesn't stroke his and only his intellect. How he can say transformers is a 1 star movie while giving hangover 2 two stars, is pretty mind boggling. Just goes to show that a cartoon driven script won't stroke him like a tranny penis and copy and paste plot will. Neither were great movies but come on, one star...WTF.

[BigD]

I agree that clockwork orange is WAY over-rated, Roger Ebert is a douche of a film critic and hates every single movie that doesn't stroke his and only his intellect. How he can say transformers is a 1 star movie while giving hangover 2 two stars, is pretty mind boggling. Just goes to show that a cartoon driven script won't stroke him like a tranny penis and copy and paste plot will. Neither were great movies but come on, one star...WTF.

LOL yeah, he's a total dick. In his initial review, he gave Robocop2 0 stars because it had a kid with a gun. It may please you to hear that I got him to fly off the handle once. I liked his FB page because he posted interesting movie history tidbits. But then he started spamming subscribers with Amazon dogshit. I posted on one saying that he should stop peddling garbage and get back to movies, which prompted an uprising of people who agreed. It caused him to go on this rant about "you people", and a mass exodus of "like"ers. I hear he's stop spamming since.

[Massimo]

The Thin Red Line. I saw it in the theater and the remaining half of the audience that stuck it out to the end clapped that it was over.

LOL That was a LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG movie.

A movie that may not be that bad but I just can't seem to get through the first 30min is the God Father I am sorry but it just bores the shit out of me.

[z31maniac]

Watched "Bad Batch" last night.

Just wow.

[NigelStu]

Zardoz.




Although I'm torn. Terrible, yes. But some very weird part of my mind liked it (and not the part that likes T&A)

[pandaboo911]

Crank 2 high voltage. It was funny but only because it was awful.

Also transformers 3 was horrible.

[Ayman]

crank 2 was so cheesy and shit. especially when he gets electrocuted and shit.

[Chaos Theory]

http://www.horrorexpress.com/moviere...es-vs.-zombies]

[z31maniac]

^Have to check that out. The wife loves cheesy/horror movies.

[Chaos Theory]

As do I but this was really the worst pile of dog shit I've ever endured.


This at least made me lol.