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  • mrsleeve
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Mar 2005
    • 16385
    #16
    Wow. I wont be sleeping on my back any time soon
    Originally posted by Fusion
    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


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      • AndrewBird
        The Mad Scientist
        • Oct 2003
        • 11892
        #17
        At least she cut it off before sticking it in the garbage disposal...

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          • A Sucked Orange
            Mod Crazy
            • Mar 2011
            • 707
            #18
            Originally posted by 324td
            you've got some crazy ass bitches over at US..
            Apparently in Europe they just cut your dick off at birth.

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              • Cong405
                E30 Addict
                • Jul 2009
                • 590
                #19
                Crazy bitch

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                  • blck325is
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 1749
                    #20
                    Women do not have a line when it comes to an argument, they will say things that cut deeper and do things that literally are meant to break your soul..then apologize for it later. Moral of the story, protect penis if in argument with girlfriend/wife lest you end up with a decapitated, mangled penis..
                    Originally posted by csermonet47
                    Vlad, you are handling this quite unprofessionally.

                    Also, you are a cock with tacky taste.

                    That is all.

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                      • Pac1373
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 1746
                        #21
                        Originally posted by blck325is
                        Women do not have a line when it comes to an argument, they will say things that cut deeper and do things that literally are meant to break your soul..then apologize for it later. Moral of the story, protect penis if in argument with girlfriend/wife lest you end up with a decapitated, mangled penis..

                        except for that part, you're pretty much right...
                        Originally Posted by ACMF74
                        i clicked on this cuz i saw p3nis

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                          • Wh33lhop
                            R3V OG
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 11705
                            #22
                            Originally posted by archie
                            Dont piss her off!
                            From the looks of it she can donate her penis to him in recompense.
                            paint sucks

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                              • MR 325
                                Moderator
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 37825
                                #23
                                Originally posted by dude8383
                                That bitch needs to have her waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles....carved out.
                                Sounds like a fair exchange!
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                                  • blunttech
                                    Forum Sponsor
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 12850
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                                    From the looks of it she can donate her penis to him in recompense.
                                    that was my thought also
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                                      • Mercury[BKM]
                                        E30 Modder
                                        • Apr 2011
                                        • 909
                                        #25
                                        jesus!

                                        maybe now they can reattatch a gorilla penis...
                                        they can build it better, stronger, harder... we have the technology!
                                        I can run Auto Checks on VINs for tips/donations:
                                        PM me VIN(s) and I'll get you ALL the public recorded info that I have available.
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