The office quotes

[fsf1o1]

Dwight: I know you made these diseases up
Jim: what do you mean?
Dwight: hot dog fingers , countchoculitis you kno that's my favorite cereal.

[Ayman]

I'm sure you all heard this already. meh.

[Albuquerque30]

That's what she said.

[fsf1o1]

Haha

[NKRoberts]

[Andy is demonstrating his talent for Southern accents]
Kevin Malone: Ooo! Now do the Swedish Chef!
Andy Bernard: I'm not familiar. Which providence is he from?
Kevin Malone: He's from Sesame Street, dumbass!

[markseven]

Jim: Does something smell like supdog in here?

Michael: What's supdog?

Jim: Not much, what's up with you?

[Fusion]

Best intro EVAAARRRRRRRRR

[fsf1o1]

Remember when Jim was sending messages to dwights cell phone pretending to be the CIA and Dwight goes to meet them the. Jim sends a Tex message saying abort mission Dwight throws the phone away hahahha