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  • CorvallisBMW
    Long Schlong Longhammer
    • Feb 2005
    • 13039
    #16
    Lolololololololololololol. Yep, sounds like Casa. That place is nuts.

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      • slammin.e28
        שמע ישראל
        • May 2010
        • 12054
        #17
        Ear cake my ass, that shit is so Y2K, we're rolling in tiger cake, you know, like that one on the Hangover, shits tasty.
        No context provided....just roll with it.
        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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          • Wh33lhop
            R3V OG
            • Feb 2009
            • 11705
            #18
            Originally posted by 5spoke
            Hey everyone this guy has sex with women!
            Cool, luckily he found a way to share that with all of r3v! How clever of him.
            paint sucks

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              • AbeSonic
                Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                • Sep 2010
                • 3635
                #19
                Originally posted by Janderson
                From a friend of mine about a month ago...

                Matt: I just left a strip club called Casa Diablo where I saw something I've never seen before. This chick was rocking a rather large rhinestone butt plug.

                Matt: I really don't know what to think about it. I'm between fucking awesome and what the fuck.

                Me: I don't know how I feel about that at all.
                Mmmmm Casa Diablo... What ever happened to us organizing a meet at some strip club? Lol

                out dated sig is out dated

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