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    The official funny text message thread

    Figured I'd start this thread so we can all share our funny texts.

    I got this one yesterday from a chick I slept with on Sunday night...

    "Mmmmm, I can't get you outta my mind! Your delicious you Lil island treasure!"

    I think it's a funniest text I've gotten in a while.


    Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

    Originally posted by lambo
    Sounds like you need a massage.
    Originally posted by kpeng
    Who the hell is Vlad?

    #2


    Plenty of laughs here^^^

    COTM

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      #3
      Hey everyone this guy has sex with women!
      Last edited by 5spoke; 08-09-2011, 01:23 PM.
      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
      This is the internet. Just make something up.

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        #4
        If I were to post, I'd dominate this thread like Bsaint did to the pictures thread.
        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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          #5
          Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
          If I were to post, I'd dominate this thread like Bsaint did to the pictures thread.
          Well? I invite you.
          Lorin


          Originally posted by slammin.e28
          The M30 is God's engine.

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            #6
            just sent a few "can i tap that" texts to my ex's....lol that should be fun

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              #7
              Originally posted by LJ851 View Post
              Well? I invite you.

              I'll let'em build. Just cleared my inbox.
              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                #8
                http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

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                  #9
                  Tough crowd.

                  '91 318is - OBD-II S52 swapped - E30 M3 5-lug - 5x120 BBS RC090 (E39 Style 5) - TCK D/A coilovers 550/700 [SOLD]
                  '87 535i - Vacuum brake conversion [SOLD]
                  '93 525iT - 5-speed swap - 320k and counting
                  '09 328xi - 6-speed

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                    #10
                    From KenC:

                    "Do you have any lube for the tranny shaft?"

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                      #11
                      Not hilarious but funny when I read it.

                      sigpic

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                        #12
                        ^^ lol
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                        ^Back in the game^
                        BUILD THREAD: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=201281
                        FS thread:
                        http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=214105

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                          #13


                          Fast life fuck slow..Low life for life
                          Let the mix flow..Let the night flow
                          I'm so gone ✗ ♥ O

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                            #14
                            ^ ha

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                              #15
                              From a friend of mine about a month ago...

                              Matt: I just left a strip club called Casa Diablo where I saw something I've never seen before. This chick was rocking a rather large rhinestone butt plug.

                              Matt: I really don't know what to think about it. I'm between fucking awesome and what the fuck.

                              Me: I don't know how I feel about that at all.

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