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    List some of the best ownage you have seen or dealt. For me tonight is some of the best I have seen before. I have two that happened tonight:

    First one was at a local super market, and this guy was walking next to his GF. She was not looking while checking her list of food and supplies needed. And RIGHT at the last moment he bumped the front of the cart into the ceiling support pole. FUCK the whiplash. She ran full force into that pole and fell on the ground hardcore. I could not stop laughing and same with my brother and like 3 other people.

    Second one is even better,

    I did not intend to upset the kid in anyway, it just all fell into place. Flame or whatever, this was funny to me.

    So we left the market and went to grab a burger at BK. While walking in from the parking lot there is a side lot that you can see 15' away. There is this ricer lime green Kia Rio with awful bass and rattle from EVERY side of the POS car. This fat kid in there with his BK outfit on is being all ricer with his radio turned up beyond useable.

    So we ignore his moronic take on cool and go in the door to order. Next thing we know the ass hat is next to us waiting for his paycheck and making loud talk of the AEM intake he plans on buying Monday lol xD

    So we no care, just wait for food and leave. While walking out he is still in there mind you. I notice a Direct TV van parked with a large cone infront. So I tell my brother to to place the cone at the drivers door. So I hop into the BMW and what do I see? lol he is walking across the two lane entrance and placing the cone next to the ricer car that moved to infront of the BK windows. I am LAUGHING my ass off when i spot the kid walking inside to go out the back. I yell out for him to hurry up but he laughs thinking he is clear.

    The ricer kid sees him walking but does nothing till he sees the cone 3" from blocking the door. He gets ALL PISSED off and trowing the cone like a moron but it falls behind the rear of his car. He fires up his rice burner and floors it catching the cone under his car and does a shitty wheel chirp and blast off with a cone lol.

    gets better: so I see him flick me off while leaving with a cone. So I leave out of the BK entrance because the other route that he took has MASSIVE pot holes and shit(he was smashing so many). So I make it onto the main st and he sees that I made it out before him. But the way he took it the same distance so with his hi speed pot hole smashing he made it out. Meh me no care.

    The cone seemed to be too much for him though, he just blocks me while going 30 in a 45 and that same old shit. But while he was being a cock the right hand guy went into a store entrance leaving me a new lane. Lol, he tried to race but all I was doing was passing a shitty Rio that sounded like it was going to explode while he almost took out someone from leaning over to flick me off. I have learned that a simple wave and smile makes them even more mad. So that is what I did while I passed him =)

    Sorry that is was a lot of reading but it was funny and my bother is still laughing right next to me talking about it.

    Edit I will get pictures of his car, I know where he works xD
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    #2
    cool

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      #3
      that one thread where everyone laughed at this guy for "NFS DRIFTING" between 2 trucks.
      AWD > RWD

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        #4
        Story

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          #5
          Originally posted by Kershaw View Post
          that one thread where everyone laughed at this guy for "NFS DRIFTING" between 2 trucks.
          Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


          Originally posted by der affe
          first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

          if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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            #6
            I work at a shitty driving range straight out of tin cup. Some kid about 17 was driving what looked like his mom's audi suv. He came in when we were closing and I told him that we were closed and he freaked out saying we close too early. He proceeded to go to the front of the range and try to steal some balls and hit them with his friends. I went out and told them to leave or I would call the cops and he tried to get hard with me in front of his girlfriend. I told him that if he thinks hes so tough to meet me in the parking lot. He got scared said "whatever" and walked away. When they were all leaving he honked his horn(or his moms rather) and tried to do some donuts. He lost control and hit a huge curb full throttle and knocked the drivers side rear wheel in. It was the best thing I've ever seen besides tits.

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              #7
              I love being one of the few 17 year olds who isn't completely retarded. I drive well, I spell well and can put a decent sentence together. I'm going places ahaha. But seriously, this could be a good thread. Throw in stories people.


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                #8
                wat

                Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                Originally posted by slammin.e28
                Moral of this story?

                If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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                  #9
                  Fucking behind the back throw made the winning cup in beer pong. The other team was like, SHUT TEH FUCK UP WITH THAT.

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                    #10
                    This one time, I put it in her butt.


                    Originally posted by stewie30luvr
                    ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
                    Originally posted by JakeP
                    with a coathanger

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                      #11
                      I was out shopping for a bakery and found two E30 M3's.
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                      Originally posted by JinormusJ
                      Don't buy an e30

                      They're stupid
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                        #12
                        So I really don't understand what was the deal with the cone, but I will agree that a smile and wave pisses peiple off more than anything.
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                          #13
                          I think he wanted to piss off the cable guy by getting his friend to touch his cone inappropriately.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Roysneon View Post
                            So I really don't understand what was the deal with the cone, but I will agree that a smile and wave pisses peiple off more than anything.
                            I just wanted my brother to take the cone from the front of the cable van to place it at the cable vans driver door. But he just put it next to the ricer car, so it turned out better than planned =)
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                              #15
                              Tl;dr
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