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    #16
    Originally posted by JasonC View Post
    i see we have another "track" snob on here...
    +1, cant stand it...

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      #17
      I am not a mad drag racing fan but have done enough in the past to know that the faster the car, the harder it is, especially to be consistent.

      Factual, hardly. Go and drive a sub 10 car and tell me its easy.
      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


      Originally posted by der affe
      first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

      if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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        #18
        So the gorilla with the most forearm strength = skills?

        Awesome.

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          #19
          I am talking from experience,

          You are talking from arrogance,

          I will leave it at that.
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          Originally posted by der affe
          first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

          if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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            #20
            Originally posted by DTM190 View Post
            I am talking from experience,

            You are talking from arrogance,

            I will leave it at that.
            This, you do not know. My family is bogan as shit. Been there, done that.

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              #21
              Reaction times, perfect launches without spinning the tires too much and perfect shifts. It isn't easy at those speeds and the amount of time they do it in.

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                #22
                A hoon is basically being a tool behind the wheel.
                Tim.

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by Sample UF View Post

                  All drag racing is, is putting your foot flat to the floor and holding the steering wheel straight. ?
                  Yes i do, that statement proves it.
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                  Originally posted by der affe
                  first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                  if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by Sample UF View Post
                    Quick reactions are not a skill. If that was the case meth heads would be super talented.

                    All drag racing is, is putting your foot flat to the floor and holding the steering wheel straight. That is not skills. Whether or not your shit is manual, or auto, everyone changes gears. Real racers do it while overtaking, picking appropriate gears and throwing it in to corners, clipping apexes, etc.

                    Circuit will always require far more talent than drag racing.

                    Why u mad, though?
                    I wasn't mad, you are just ignorant. Sounds like you just wanted to start shit--you happy now?
                    paint sucks

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by Wh33lhop View Post
                      I wasn't mad, you are just ignorant. Sounds like you just wanted to start shit--you happy now?
                      I am. Are you?

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by Sample UF View Post
                        I am gay. Are you?
                        No.

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by DrewSkii View Post
                          No.

                          Unlucky for you. I gives da bestest hed.

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by Sample UF View Post
                            I am. Are you?
                            Always. There are lots of idiots on the internet--I don't get upset when someone says something ignorant.

                            I used to think like you. That was a looong time ago.
                            paint sucks

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by Sample UF View Post
                              Unlucky for you. I gives da bestest hed.
                              LOL classic

                              Come on, group hug everyone
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                              Originally posted by der affe
                              first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                              if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                                #30
                                Let me make my point clearer, as after reading through this I've just come off as a troll, which is what I love to do but shouldn't be trolling forums I actually enjoy.

                                I don't hate drag racing, I just hate when people take a car that is made to handle well, such as an E30, and modify it in such a way that it completely destroys what is good about it in the first place.

                                I like to see how fast a car can go down the 1/4, but only as a tuning tool, it's only one measure of a cars performance. To build a car only for that is a waste of time/money and generally an awesome car.

                                My family are bogans that think drag racing and burnouts are the be all and end all of driving. I've driven 500+HP V8 Holdens and honestly it's fucking boring. They're automatic and can't turn corners at all, really. Where is the fun in that?

                                Sure it requires SOME skill to drag race but those skills are used in circuit racing + a whole lot more. I'm almost sure that most circuit/hill climb racers could put down respectable times on the 1/4, but the reverse would just not happen.

                                Maybe I'm just an ignant ass hater, meh, shoot me.

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