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  • Jbpka06
    E30 Addict
    • Feb 2006
    • 551

    #16
    Originally posted by JasonC
    i see we have another "track" snob on here...
    +1, cant stand it...

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    • DTM190
      E30 Enthusiast
      • Nov 2008
      • 1107

      #17
      I am not a mad drag racing fan but have done enough in the past to know that the faster the car, the harder it is, especially to be consistent.

      Factual, hardly. Go and drive a sub 10 car and tell me its easy.
      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


      Originally posted by der affe
      first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

      if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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      • Sample UF
        Banned
        • Aug 2011
        • 175

        #18
        So the gorilla with the most forearm strength = skills?

        Awesome.

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        • DTM190
          E30 Enthusiast
          • Nov 2008
          • 1107

          #19
          I am talking from experience,

          You are talking from arrogance,

          I will leave it at that.
          Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


          Originally posted by der affe
          first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

          if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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          • Sample UF
            Banned
            • Aug 2011
            • 175

            #20
            Originally posted by DTM190
            I am talking from experience,

            You are talking from arrogance,

            I will leave it at that.
            This, you do not know. My family is bogan as shit. Been there, done that.

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            • 325ix
              R3V OG
              • Aug 2009
              • 7783

              #21
              Reaction times, perfect launches without spinning the tires too much and perfect shifts. It isn't easy at those speeds and the amount of time they do it in.

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              • tg318is
                R3VLimited
                • Jun 2008
                • 2052

                #22
                A hoon is basically being a tool behind the wheel.
                Tim.

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                • DTM190
                  E30 Enthusiast
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 1107

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Sample UF

                  All drag racing is, is putting your foot flat to the floor and holding the steering wheel straight. ?
                  Yes i do, that statement proves it.
                  Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


                  Originally posted by der affe
                  first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                  if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                  • Wh33lhop
                    R3V OG
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 11705

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Sample UF
                    Quick reactions are not a skill. If that was the case meth heads would be super talented.

                    All drag racing is, is putting your foot flat to the floor and holding the steering wheel straight. That is not skills. Whether or not your shit is manual, or auto, everyone changes gears. Real racers do it while overtaking, picking appropriate gears and throwing it in to corners, clipping apexes, etc.

                    Circuit will always require far more talent than drag racing.

                    Why u mad, though?
                    I wasn't mad, you are just ignorant. Sounds like you just wanted to start shit--you happy now?
                    paint sucks

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                    • Sample UF
                      Banned
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 175

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                      I wasn't mad, you are just ignorant. Sounds like you just wanted to start shit--you happy now?
                      I am. Are you?

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                      • DrewSkii
                        E30 Addict
                        • Jun 2011
                        • 449

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Sample UF
                        I am gay. Are you?
                        No.

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                        • Sample UF
                          Banned
                          • Aug 2011
                          • 175

                          #27
                          Originally posted by DrewSkii
                          No.

                          Unlucky for you. I gives da bestest hed.

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                          • Wh33lhop
                            R3V OG
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 11705

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Sample UF
                            I am. Are you?
                            Always. There are lots of idiots on the internet--I don't get upset when someone says something ignorant.

                            I used to think like you. That was a looong time ago.
                            paint sucks

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                            • DTM190
                              E30 Enthusiast
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 1107

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Sample UF
                              Unlucky for you. I gives da bestest hed.
                              LOL classic

                              Come on, group hug everyone
                              Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


                              Originally posted by der affe
                              first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                              if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                              • Sample UF
                                Banned
                                • Aug 2011
                                • 175

                                #30
                                Let me make my point clearer, as after reading through this I've just come off as a troll, which is what I love to do but shouldn't be trolling forums I actually enjoy.

                                I don't hate drag racing, I just hate when people take a car that is made to handle well, such as an E30, and modify it in such a way that it completely destroys what is good about it in the first place.

                                I like to see how fast a car can go down the 1/4, but only as a tuning tool, it's only one measure of a cars performance. To build a car only for that is a waste of time/money and generally an awesome car.

                                My family are bogans that think drag racing and burnouts are the be all and end all of driving. I've driven 500+HP V8 Holdens and honestly it's fucking boring. They're automatic and can't turn corners at all, really. Where is the fun in that?

                                Sure it requires SOME skill to drag race but those skills are used in circuit racing + a whole lot more. I'm almost sure that most circuit/hill climb racers could put down respectable times on the 1/4, but the reverse would just not happen.

                                Maybe I'm just an ignant ass hater, meh, shoot me.

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