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  • Conki
    E30 Fanatic
    • Mar 2009
    • 1254

    #1

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    Last edited by Conki; 07-08-2022, 06:51 PM.

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  • phreshkid
    R3V Elite
    • May 2009
    • 4655

    #2
    You live the greek life. They loved being gay and shit I donno.
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    • slammin.e28
      שמע ישראל
      • May 2010
      • 12054

      #3
      I was solicited by a homosexual the other day....only he blatantly asked to suck me off after hearing I was single again.

      I felt violated already, so I told him no.
      1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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      • Hick
        R3V OG
        • Sep 2005
        • 6451

        #4
        try to grab his dick and see what happens... only way to truly know.


        Originally posted by vlad
        Do you know anybody else who built that many bad ass E30s?

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        • Teaguer
          R3V OG
          • Sep 2004
          • 6167

          #5
          Originally posted by Conki
          Last time I was hit on by a gay dude I told him about 6 times I'm not gay but he was still coming onto me. What's wrong with these people?!

          Gay. Its gay. He's gay. And you're obviously gay.

          E30 M3 / E30 325is / E34 525iT / E34 535i

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          • cale
            R3VLimited
            • Oct 2005
            • 2331

            #6
            I lived with a gay guy for 6 months when I first joined the military. Guy knew way more than me about cars, audio gear, he mtn biked and was just an all around cool guy. He'd make jokes occassionally about being gay around a bunch of dudes, but never did anything to make it uncomfortable. My point is, the dude you're dealing with is a fag and other gay guys would agree. Tell him to fuck off, straight up. He's being obnoxious and needs to hear it.

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            • Mlarsen
              R3V Elite
              • Feb 2010
              • 4082

              #7
              Originally posted by Hick
              try to grab his dick and see what happens... only way to truly know.
              Yup, or ya know, just to tell him to fuck off.

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              • AbeSonic
                Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                • Sep 2010
                • 3635

                #8
                Sounds ghey to me. Either that or he has no friends and is desperate for friends. Lol either way...

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                • pawi30
                  E30 Enthusiast
                  • May 2007
                  • 1091

                  #9
                  Reminded me of this thread.

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                  • ZM Blue Devil
                    Forum Sponsor
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 13836

                    #10
                    paging Blunt, he has experience in this area with his neighbor.
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                    • thearkitekt
                      E30 Addict
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 435

                      #11
                      you must be pretty.
                      Now look, I am not evil. My loan officer said so.

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                      • slammin.e28
                        שמע ישראל
                        • May 2010
                        • 12054

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Conki
                        That reminds me there's another kid in another fraternity who's always been cool, we've hung out at parties multiple times until at one of them I was going for a handshake when we met and he went straight for my balls. I was shocked so I didn't know what to do, he was holding them tightly for about a second and a half while smiling at me, then went on his way. I was just standing there speechless. I don't say hi to him anymore.

                        All our mutual friends say he is straight though, so idk what's going on here.
                        That's kinda like when football players slap each other ass. No harm done, you just weren't turned the right way....
                        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                        • JubJub
                          Wrencher
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 256

                          #13
                          Originally posted by phreshkid
                          You live the greek life. They loved being gay and shit I donno.

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                          • JT325is
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 1242

                            #14
                            cool story bro. stop denying it. your elton john gay too
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                            • delatlanta1281
                              Dart Master
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 10317

                              #15
                              Have you ever seen a new girl on R3V? It's pretty much par for the course, guys can be relentless. Gay or straight, some guys can't take a hint, or don't get it.
                              Does your GF have any single friends? Tell him you want to hook him up, see what he says. If he says "whoa man, I am gay" then explain to him you aren't and you'd totally be into hanging on a friendship level.
                              How hard is this crap?
                              Yours truly,
                              Rich
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                              Originally posted by Rigmaster
                              you kids get off my lawn.....

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