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[slammin.e28]

I've crossed streams before, and though we laughed about it, the sound of the urine spattering on the peaty loam of the forest floor and the echoing laughter we shared reverberated in my head for days afterwards during a camping trip out to the remote Connecticut woods with my friend.

"You got a pretty mouth mouth boy!!!"

[myinfernalbmw]

While that is a glib aphorism, that could not be further from the truth. Anything above crossing streams could be construed as gay.

But does committing a gay act make you gay? I mean you change your own oil you're not considered a mechanic, but you suck one dick and you're a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. How's that work?

[slammin.e28]

But does committing a gay act make you gay? I mean you change your own oil you're not considered a mechanic, but you suck one dick and you're a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. How's that work?

....it's only if other find out about it.

People find out I change my own oil and suddenly I'm changing their oil.

People find out you suck a dick, and suddenly you're over sucking their dick(s).

[Conki]

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[slammin.e28]

I hate that shit. I'm the only one in my fraternity who's into cars so I'm the one who fixes everyone's cars.
So now I just tell them I only know quarter century old BMWs, so they leave me alone.

I pretty much told everyone off once I realized I wasn't making jack $$, and when I did try to charge they were all offended like I should be doing shit free 'cause I'm their "friend".

You do that and you find out who your true friends are, IMO.

[scabzzzz]

Any dude that is aggressively hetero is gay.

period.

F34R is definitely a little gay whether he admits it or not. OP is obviously not gay. But the subject matter in OP is gay. And so is that dude.

[Eecen]

That was the only time another man's erect penis was inches from mine.

sig worthy

[Optimator]

But does committing a gay act make you gay? I mean you change your own oil you're not considered a mechanic, but you suck one dick and you're a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. How's that work?

If you rob a bank, you're considered a bank robber. In this case, you're holding up a man's penis in order to empty his treasure chest of semen onto your face.

Sounds gay, don't it?

[iidesu]

Just checked his FB profile. Didn't mention what he was interested in, but...
He's Liberal.
One of his favorite series: Glee.
One of his favorite movies: The Twilight Saga.

I'm pretty convinced now.

liberals are prone to be homo?

[Conki]

liberals are prone to be homo?

Yes.

[Conki]

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[Eecen]

Just don't let him buy you any drinks?

[Conki]

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[slammin.e28]

This is funny. That's funny. I lol'd.

I do feel your pain....I was being "harassed" on FB by some gay guy. I told him straight up I don't roll that way and he backed off, but I still discover little messages in my inbox geared toward anal sexual relations with another man.

Consider him blocked....good thing he never nabbed my #....

[iamsam]

Any dude that is aggressively hetero is gay.

period.

F34R is definitely a little gay whether he admits it or not. OP is obviously not gay. But the subject matter in OP is gay. And so is that dude.

Anybody that insists that homophobes are gay, are gay.