Italian food sucks

[slammin.e28]

I can't eat dairy. It was fun telling them I can't have cheese.

[Pantless Spency]

i fucking love Italian food. and Mexican food. and fucking lumpia. god damn food you are so good.

[gwb72tii]

Im only on day 4 and I am sick of the same shit made in a different order. Pasta fucking this and pizza fucking that. And no alternative is worth a shit. Chinese food is italian food. I went to an american themed pub, had something that might be beef on a pretzel roll with ketchup sweeter than anything found in Canada. And it was loaded with ketchup to a point it was oozing out (the italian touch - tomatoes in everything.) EVery dinner I feel Ive gained 10 pounds. And the coffee sucks. Cafe Americano is the closest I can get but I miss our South American born way we drink coffee. The mexicans taught us well. Speaking of, The food here is similar to Mexican in the way mexican dishes are all variations of themselves, but mexican is so much lighter of a food than italian food. I have eaten mexican everyday one week and I didn't feel like shit.

Im not Mr. America here but at least back home I can have authentic pizza (now that Ive had it here, its the same at home at any italian owned joint) one night, authentic japanese the next, authentic mexican the next, good old american burgers and beer the next, creole the next, greek, etc etc.

you don't know shit about italian food

[SimplyDope]

I prefer Italian babes over Italian food. They don't go down as easy, but whatevs.

[iidesu]

Too many hate threads from b*saint goin right now.

maybe that's why he has an avatar of Hitler:D

[Puma]

Lived there for 4 months. You're mental. :p

[BobombETA]

Pasta fucking this and pizza fucking that.

I liked this part.

[Vtec?lol]

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=221706

[b*saint]

Ok a slight retraction. The best thing is to NOT ask for a translation of the menu and just fucking order something. As well as dredge through my broken ass italian will get smiles and free wine all night. Also throw around minchia a lot.

Notice italian street sign as updated avatar.

[slammin.e28]

Ok a slight retraction. The best thing is to NOT ask for a translation of the menu and just fucking order something. As well as dredge through my broken ass italian will get smiles and free wine all night. Also throw around minchia a lot.

Notice italian street sign as updated avatar.

I got around in France fine without knowing half the French I should have. Had people buying me shit at bars, etc. All around awesome time....celebrated my 21st there.....without spending a dime. "Lets see how drunk we can get the American!" Answer....pretty damn damn drunk.

[b*saint]

Haha yes. The girl that waitresses the most at this place is fucking cute. I love when girls where black bras and white blouses. And she even remembered my name from two nights ago when I spoke no english. What a charm it is for an american to stutter through italian. But for the engineering staff at where I work - forget it. They'd rather try to figure out what I am saying in english.

[slammin.e28]

I found that the females found it kinda cute while I stuttered through my French/Italian/Spanish. I found most knew more English than I knew of their language, but they were always really into talking to the American, in broken English/French with both languages muddled together to form a semi coherent sentence that would eventually end up with loud grunts and moans later that night at the cheap hotel in which the bar you met was below.

[b*saint]

lol. The ring on my finger says I won't pursue anything more than smiles and flirting.

[slammin.e28]

lol. The ring on my finger says I won't pursue anything more than smiles and flirting.

You are probably a better man than I, although I took a "SRS" girlfriend seriously and she ditched my ass hardcore after two years. Almost bought that one a ring...

[InuFaye]

You are probably a better man than I, although I took a "SRS" girlfriend seriously and she ditched my ass hardcore after two years. Almost bought that one a ring...