Hypothetical question...

[Davenandez]

how is this just catching on now...? Also wtf op?!! lols

[CreamE30]

[george graves]

how is this just catching on now...?

Well, we're not as cool as you. :giggle:

[be34st]

Comes down to, blue balls, or not blue balls. I put a lot of effort into it, then fuck yeah. Blow a load, flip 'er over, and roll for some seconds.

The coroner will be able to tell I didn't kill her, unless there's a giant hole through her abdomen from my dick rolling right out through the top. Then I guess I'll be in jail w/Bubba, but they won't fuck with me 'cause I killed a chick with my dick. Fuck yeah.

I'm pretty insensitive, but then again, IDGAF about anyone but family and me, and a few close friends. Random dead chicks who feel the need to die while I'm railing 'em.....WTF? That's pretty damn rude if you ask me.

That shit is RUDE!

[maineland]

sex in what position? my answer depends on it

Same, but probably keep going, cross it off the bucket-list.

would you rather:
A: Get you dick sucked by a dog and no one ever finds out about it, or
B: Everyone you meet for the rest of your life thinks you got your dick sucked by a dog but it never really happened?

[iSOregon]

what you gotta do is keep it in until the rigor mortis sets in. best sex i ever had

[slammin.e28]

Same, but probably keep going, cross it off the bucket-list.

would you rather:
A: Get you dick sucked by a dog and no one ever finds out about it, or
B: Everyone you meet for the rest of your life thinks you got your dick sucked by a dog but it never really happened?

I heard peanut butter was pretty good for this. I wouldn't know though. Not into the whole bestiality thing, ya know.

[iSOregon]

id go for the dog, but only if its a girl dog

[DatUtahGuy]

wait, can you see her face through the paper bag over her head?

HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE IS REALLY DEAD!?