Street's closed pizza boy! Find another way home!: Hybrid Racing Stories!

[Sagaris]

http://priuschat.com/forums/gen-ii-prius-modifications/15589-hybrid-racing-stories.html

Some humorous "kill stories" and the inevitable crapstorm from un-smug outsiders creating accounts.
Likely a repost from sometime ago as it is from 2006 but new to me.

Have you come across any other ridiculous kill stories?

"Let's talk performance: Sure, the Prius is a front-driver, but its launch off the line is electric. Literally. And 100% of the Prius's 50 kilowatt power pulses to the front wheels the moment you dip into the throttle. Can you imagine what an on-demand burst of 50 kW feels like? Neither can I, but I do know that in a 0-6-mph drag, my Prius will slam your Ferrari Enzo back onto the porch."

yes. that's power right off the line. more than an Enzo? hmm.

[5Toes]

Lol lol lol

kek

[Joe G]

im ashamed/proud that i know exactly what the thread title is reference to. Well done.

[george graves]

Ditto. Mostly ashamed.

[Joe G]

also, who the fuck seriously races a prius.

[5Toes]

^ yo momma

[Ryann]

"I know i races and NSX.. er.. the lower end acura on the highway.. i kept up with it.. it looked a little shakey.. i passed it in the end. hehe"

wtf

[lambo]

I race people in my e30 all the time. I win most of the time. Most of the time they don't know we're racing.

[Sagaris]

The Prius is the only car that makes the stock e30 steering rack feel remotely sporty.

[Farbin Kaiber]

im ashamed/proud that i know exactly what the thread title is reference to. Well done.

Everyone knows the damn quote, it's not like it's from Red Asphalt, or Two Lane Blacktop, or the original Gone in Sixty Seconds.

[Kershaw]

but did you know the pizza boy was actually the director?

[FunfGan]

I race people in my e30 all the time. I win most of the time. Most of the time they don't know we're racing.

[Holland]

f&f lines are common knowledge.

[Rau]

but did you know the pizza boy was actually the director?

This. And he never showed his face again. LOL. I did ( and still do ) want the Big Bird Skyline though

[djjerme]

Is it sad I have the collector tin DVD of Two-lane blacktop. Sucks that they ended up rolling that same 55 in American Graffiti.