"Divorcing wife. Thanks iPhone 4s and Find My Friends"

[Mercury[BKM]]

sell everything with a title to a friend for 100 bucks, and sell everything that you own that is material in value to that same friend for pennies.....

THEN go to court and take half of whats left

[joshh]

She gives good head.

[Anguz]

thats what happens when you become a hipster.

[ALYKZANDYR]

how can a black person be a hipster? I though all hipsters were douchey, artsy bigcity downtown living, rail thin, metro/bisexual pasty WHITE 16-24 year olds with a taste for expensive shitty looking clothes, and obscure music.

[trackjunkie21]

how can a black person be a hipster? I though all hipsters were douchey, artsy bigcity downtown living, rail thin, metro/bisexual white 16-24 year olds with a taste for expensive shitty looking clothes, and obscure music.

Sounds like describing the typical teenager.

[tjts1]

Beat the shit out of the other guy.
F**k him up completely without leaving a trace. Especially his face and his junk.
Wear a panty hose and surprise him at night.
And she would want a divorce automatically. This way, you don't need to prove anything to her or in court. Game over.

[kalib0y]

looks like a troll to me

[Ryan Stewart]

how can a black person be a hipster? I though all hipsters were douchey, artsy bigcity downtown living, rail thin, metro/bisexual pasty WHITE 16-24 year olds with a taste for expensive shitty looking clothes, and obscure music.

There are plenty of them.

[Deltron Dirty30]

thats what happens when you become a hipster.

clearly you didnt read the thread you twat.

[Conki]

how can a black person be a hipster? I though all hipsters were douchey, artsy bigcity downtown living, rail thin, metro/bisexual pasty WHITE 16-24 year olds with a taste for expensive shitty looking clothes, and obscure music.

You just described him except the for the "white" part haha.

[Deltron Dirty30]

thanks for the pic conki.

Dont know why sad waffleswaffleswaffleswaffless like anguz go off that one picture to judge me. As if I dressed like that everyday.

[joshtimber]

Best justice is where only justice is served not any preferences? Law Abiding Citizen movie is based on this thing only. Its a good movie.

[M-technik-3]

Funny thing is the Lawyers profit the most in cases like these. Wish my ex would have either attended some counciling or we could have seen a mediator so to keep the money in our pockets vs paying for two lawyers.

Oh well, live and learn.

[Kershaw]

dude, you are 6 posts away from 10,000 posts.

[SUICIDE109]

Either rock his shit up or start, or start dating an 18-21 year old to get back... well that's probably what I would do....