what the f**k, women suck.

[QUKBMER]

Didn't read. Sig was too distracting.

This ^^^^^

[Joe G]

we were together for 2.5 years, had a dog, talked about marriage, the whole thing. We were about to move in together an i freaked out and dumped her. Broke her heart, a few weeks later after random post break up sex and lots of drinking i realized that even though i still wasn't ready to move in, i wanted to be with her. She was not a fan of me at the time so we didn't really talk. At the end of august i saw her and it was great, we have been talking every day since and its been awesome. She just came to visit me for a long weakend and we both loved it, minus the elephant in the room (i.e., what are we).

So now, although its a big move of boy of us (me moving to KS) I know it is a what i want, and she has lead me to believe that a good part of her agrees, the only missing issue that i see is her mothers contempt for me(which i understand, i broke her babys heart). Im just so fucking frustrated that she can't get over what other think, fuck the nay sayers, and follow her heart.


end rant number 2.

maker mark is so good.

on a lighter /funnier/more painful note: one of my roommates ruptured his testicle having some serious sex friday night and we just found his doctor note. lols.

[urbancynic]

She wants you to kill her mother so she can be with you guilt free.

[blunttech]

man things must have changed in the last 80 years ..when I was young all you had to do was assure the chicks parents hated you and they were on your knob with zero effort. the parents who liked me never got me ass with their daughter......ever

[Restoman]

In-laws can ruin a good thing. I had to explain to my wife a few weeks ago that I never did like her parents and that she should not try to put them in the same room with me ever again. Oh and that I cannot sit in front of any adult that cannot chew with their mouth open. I will talk to them like a 3 year old because that is the way they act. Yep, fuck that boat.

[imsotyerred]

tell her to get her own damn plan. shes an adult, i hope, and therefore needs to buy her own plan.

[alpinescott]

No women is worth moving to jayhawk town!

[alpinescott]

^^unless that sig is actually your girl friends ass!

[Restoman]

There is a nice jpeg on a scroll floating around on the internet right now, but this sums up how I feel.

once upon a time a prince asked a beautiful princess to marry him and she said no, after that the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big tittied broads and hunted and raced cars and went to tittie bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey , beer and capt morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate the pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders and he kept his house and cars and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work , and all his friends and family thought he was cool as fucking hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. the end.

[m4tt]

I only have 2 questions, Is that your girl in your sig? and can you slow it down so we can enjoy it!!! its giving me a damn seizure trying to look at it!

[Holland]

Originally Posted by Cabriolet
tell her to get her own damn plan. shes an adult, i hope, and therefore needs to buy her own plan.

[gkobez]

For all you guys loving his sig have you actually realized that there is a man in one of the pics? Look at the arms!

[lambo]

For all you guys loving his sig have you actually realized that there is a man in one of the pics? Look at the arms!

omg I am scarred...

[m4tt]

Like i said. Slow it down, then remove the dude!

[trackjunkie21]

I care about her more than myself

See this is where you fucked up man.