What's the fastest a hickey fades away.

[Mlarsen]

Turtle neck and holiday sweater /thread.

[InuFaye]

Well besides them looking trashy as FUCK.

Use toothpaste.

[Eta power]

Rainbow scarf.

Fixed.

[1fastETA]

One of my ex used to take em off by twisting a pencil eraser around it, but it worked better if u do it ASAP!

[shiftbmw]

Scarf.

[Mercury[BKM]]

Your Mom: WHy do you have a hickey sweetheart??

You: because racecar mom...gosh!

[BillBrasky]

What's the fastest a hickey fades away?

It will happen fairly quick if they go on TV and compare Obama to Hitler.

[dannyyisntt]

Go into your bosses office and beat the living shit out of yourself (re-enactment of fight club scene) screaming for them to stop hitting you. Then say screw thanksgiving and go find more bitches to give you hickeys while getting paid.

[BrownBeanE30]

just say you fell on a fence and hit ur neck :)

[Fusion]

Wear this to Thanksgiving dinner. Great conversation starter.

[IminDiegoTriick]

Have an ice block or a frozen spoon and dissipate the clumped blood by freeing them

[AndrewBird]

Just curl your hair and claim you burned yourself. Don't forget to dress in drag to make it more convincing.

[Mercury[BKM]]

use a bottle cap, then never talk to that hickey giving girl again

[Fusion]

1] Make a Thanksgiving dinner announcement about your AIDS symptoms becoming visible.
2] Record on video
3] Report back to r3v

[Dave003]

What slammin said but i've heard rubbing it with ice helps it fade faster