What's the fastest a hickey fades away.

[Optimator]

Also, turtlenecks are passé. That is why Mr. blunt still wears them.

[Roysneon]

Yep, that'll keep the fam from asking questions.

[Pantless Spency]

LOL! just give yourself a black eye and a busted lip say some guys jumped you and the hickey was from a baseball bat to the neck.

[Optimator]

She was big and hungry like a female Bimmerista.

So I have a hickey and I would like to avoid having to explain on Thanksgiving that I have a penchant for the wildebeests. They usually fade in a week but this girl was like Farbin after ripping prime purpski from a dispensary.

Fuck. Optimator's. Life.