you run out of toilet paper, WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!?

[Joe G]

squeeze a chocolate bar until it melts in my hand, covering it in chocolate then reach under the stall divider and ask the neighboring occupant for some TP.





Or flush, then stick my bare ass in the clean water shake it around, flush again and leave.

[Gubernaculum]

I usually just use $100 bills if there's no TP.


I almost always check, but actually, at least once I've ripped off the empty cardboard TP roll, separated the cardboard into paper, and used that.

My OCD habit is being deathly afraid of backsplash in a public toilet, so I dump a ton of toilet paper into the water before I even sit down to prevent splashing. I can't imagine not being able to use public toilets, though I once opted to dump in the parking lot rather than a filthy bar stall.

Good poop talk.

P.s. sig above me is epic.

[deutschman]

Use the toilet seat covers...

[Desaevious]

first thing I do is look to see that the stall has paper. That's rule 1.

[cabriodster87]

Reminds me of a joke my grampa told: So this traveving salesman pulls up to a farmhouse and says to the farmer. "Mornin sir, ive got to jobbie sumthin fierce. May i use your facilities? the farmer says "sure thing, the out house is right down yonder". The salesman takes off for the outhouse and just before he gets there he finds himself lying on the ground, pants full of shit. Looking up the farmer yells "I forgot to tell you to watch out for the laundry wire". The salesman then replies, " That's alright, i wasn't gonna make it anyway" ba dum bump

[mrsleeve]

I have gone into the woods full clothed and come out sans shirt sleeves and socks, one time even my whole t-shirt was needed for proper clean up.


Did I mention I have IBS, and Have been gotten outta couple of speeding tickets that way, one right at my house as I pulled in, threatened to shit on the hood of the cop car if I could not get in to shit, while he wrote the ticket. He let me off when I came back outta the house with a "very relived look on my face and a not so urgent demeanor" LOL .

[e30slidewayz]

I look for the presence of TP before taking the public shit because I mummify the toilet seat before sitting (unless they have those flushable toilet seat covers). However, if at home and I discover no TP, I raid the cabinet underneath the sink or the towel/linen closet until I find something suitable (I've used these little cotton square makeup pad removal things my girl has stowed away, they work great). If I must stand and go to the other bathroom, the duck waddle is the way to go.

[Axxe]

first thing I do is look to see that the stall has paper. That's rule 1.

[mtechnik]

[Mike325]

Heres a sccenario:

You're in Visalia, CA where it over 100 degrees and very humid. Its fourth of July and the only bathrooms are about 7 portapotties.
You have to shit so bad it'll fly out if you stop clenching your ass cheeks.

You hurry to the portapotties before shit is running down your leg only to see about 40 people waiting in line.

Worse shit experience ever

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I was once in Tufts Medical Center in Boston visiting someone and I had to shit so bad once I got there. Tried using the bathrooms on the first floor, but they were gross because I think homeless people use them. So I went up to the 2nd and 3rd floors, only to find the bathrooms behind enterences that required you to have a card to get in :tsk:

Went to the 4th floor, sweating and shaking, finally finding a bathroom that was clean and had copious amounts of toilet paper. Was a rough 10 min.

[SUICIDE109]

Always make sure you have important thing #1 b4 you go #2

[ROLLingKING]

first thing I do is look to see that the stall has paper. That's rule 1.

how would u make the nest w/ out TP

i aint raw doggin a public restroom toilet!

[slammin.e28]

I poop at home or where I'm staying. Never in a public restroom. Not even at work.

[5spoke]

I used to be like most of you, terribly grossed out and shy to poop in public. Then I started having gallbladder issues and shit my brains out at the most inconvenient times, so it had to be done. Now I stroll into that bitch with a haters gonna hate strut and have conversations with anyone that will listen while its going down.

Also, always double check the TP situation before you start. If your end up in one of those do or dies, just abandon a sock and go digging.

[scottinAZ]

duck waddle for some paper towels, or use the nearly worthless paper ass gaskets that are normally in there