you run out of toilet paper, WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!?

[bernzpeed]

here is the scenario-
you are alone in a public restroom stall and have already begun dumping, lets say halfway done when....you realize there ZERO paper in that stall!
instinct takes over, what do you do?

first thing I do is look to see that the stall has paper. That's rule 1.

+1

you take your hands and hold your ass cheeks as far apart as you can to minimize smeerage, finish what you started and when confident there is no one in the room do the duck waddle to the next stall with pants around ankles and continuing to hold ass cheeks.

make sure wallet dosen't fall out of pocket.

lol

or you take the toilet seat paper and use that to wipe your ass.

[cale]

Drag my ass across the floor like my useless dog

[mrsleeve]

what not ranger paper option ???

[lambo]

[mtechnik]

I don't shit in public

This.

[M-technik-3]

Check the stall before going. Kind of a simple idea.

[lagoon]

never poop in public. grosses me out. if it's an absolute emergency then i line the seat liberally with toilet paper, in which case i'd be well aware of the toilet paper situation.

in short, it would never happen.

[accident]

first thing I do is look to see that the stall has paper. That's rule 1.

[trackjunkie21]

Wait till everyone leaves, then wash your ass in the sink, pretty straightforward.

[F34R]

I have not used a public bathroom for a #2 is about 13 years....EVER!

One of my wonderful OCD habits.

[IRON-E]

This happened once, in a different scenario to one of my brother's friends.
The guy got pulled over for speeding, after telling the cop that he needed to take a shit and needed to get to a bathroom, the cop allowed him to go in the bushes, thinking he was BSing his way out of a ticket.
They guy took a shit and proceeded to remove his shoes and socks. Went to town with the socks, cops got grossed out, tell him to pour dirt on his shit and he gets away without a ticket.......

Story sounds gross, but it makes me rofl to think about it.

[dannyyisntt]

Que scene from step brothers

[craiggroves91]

Heres a sccenario:

You're in Visalia, CA where it over 100 degrees and very humid. Its fourth of July and the only bathrooms are about 7 portapotties.
You have to shit so bad it'll fly out if you stop clenching your ass cheeks.

You hurry to the portapotties before shit is running down your leg only to see about 40 people waiting in line.

Worse shit experience ever

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[noE30]

Wait till everyone leaves, then wash your ass in the sink, pretty straightforward.

I damn near died laughing from this, good job!

[Raxe]

Man up and use my shirt.