man this sucks...

[gooseadrian]

ive been up for about 27 hours now stressing out...my girlfriend has a hamster shes keeps at my house she comes over everyday and plays with it and feeds it she normaly comes about an hour before i get home from work or school...but i noticed that her hamster past away and she doesnt know yet...i know it sounds stupid but she loves that thing she was so happy when she got it but now i dont know how to tell her...any ideas? something that will lay it down very easily, not make her go insane...

any ideas will be read and thought about. thank you

[Pantless Spency]

just call her and tell her, act how you are acting right now and shut up and expect an ear full, no one likes it when pets pass away it always sucks.
me and my GF had a pet hamster named Snorlax, bugger was super cute and funny, one day she woke me up and said he was breathing funny, he was hyperventilating or at least it seemed, breathing super heavy and deep, then he just fell over and stopped breathing right in front of us. it was super rough, i buried him in her backyard that day and it made me super sad.
my dad buries all of our animals and now i know how painful and difficult it must be for him..
just tell her, if you don't you better be expecting nothing good.

[gooseadrian]

werll of coarse im gonna tell her i just wanna find the easiest and least painful way to lay it out there you know? im sure its hard for anyone but i just hate to see her sad...it really hurts...

[george graves]

that sucks - Sorry to hear the little guy passed. Oh, but it did remind me of this joke:

While sunning himself in the Bahamas, a wealthy English businessman received a telegram from his butler, which read simply: "Cat dead." Distraught at the loss of his beloved pet, the businessman cut short his holiday and returned home. After giving the cat a decent burial in the garden, he remonstrated with his butler for the cold-hearted nature of the telegram.

"You should break bad news gently," he said. "If I had been telling you that your cat had died, I would have sent a telegram saying: "The cat's on the roof and can't get down." Then a few hours later I would have sent another telegram, saying: "The cat's fallen off the roof and is badly hurt." Finally, a couple of hours after that, I would have sent a third telegram, saying: "The cat had sadly passed away." That way, you would have been gradually prepared for the bad news and would have been able to deal with it better."

"I understand, sir," said the butler. "I will bear that in mind in future."

With that, the businessman booked another ticket to the Bahamas and resumed his holiday.

Two days later, he received another telegram from his butler. It read: "Your mother's on the roof and can't get down."

[der affe]

Buy identical rodent, replace before she finds out, profit.

OR

be emotionally supportive in her time of need, then comfort her with anal and a little ATM.

[ohthejosh]

buy a guinea pig. its a bigger hamster. then get laid.

[mikeedler]

tell her the damn things dead, and grow the F**K up when she starts whining like a little kid.
that's the problem with the world!
serious. I wouldn't even want to be with a woman that cried and acted all retarded over a damn rodent.

[gooseadrian]

tell her the damn things dead, and grow the F**K up when she starts whining like a little kid.
that's the problem with the world!
serious. I wouldn't even want to be with a woman that cried and acted all retarded over a damn rodent.

let me just say that weather its a rodent or her mother she loved it and i love her so i dont give a fuck if she crys like a kid. i expect her to. think of it if your mom/ loved one passed away im sure you wouldnt just sit there and say fuck it lets eat some fuckin cerial and watch tv! i lover her and i will emotionally support her so stop being such a dick! and you didnt have to click on this thread if you hate it so much then why waste your time and reply to it?!

[der affe]

So, were you and your GF into feltching/gerbiling?

[slammin.e28]

Just tell her. Don't go all trying to sugar coat it. Seriously.

[dannyyisntt]

Tell her the mob did it.

[cale]

When you guys turn 11 we'll sit down and have a talk about why things die.

Stop comparing a rodent to a person, you're an idiot.

[blunttech]

This really hits home. I remember the day I had to tell ovulator his hamster died. We had the tube in his ass and when I looked in it I saw no movement at all. I reached in and snagged his tail with a mechanics gripper but it was too late. The little guy had passed on. He had made this same journey hundreds of times on many a Zima drenched night. Guess it was just his time

[mikeedler]

if your mom/ loved one passed away im sure you wouldnt just sit there and say fuck it lets eat some fuckin cerial and watch tv! i lover her and i will emotionally support her so stop being such a dick! and you didnt have to click on this thread if you hate it so much then why waste your time and reply to it?!

my mother passed away from cancer a few years ago, no I didn't wine to everyone or start a thread on a BMW forum asking how I should cope with it..
didn't say she can't or shouldn't have feelings about it either, but damn, its a hamster- whats the life exp. of em anyway?

I'm not being a dick, just being real. shit dies, that's just how it is.
grow up, are you 13?

[gooseadrian]

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