man this sucks...

[Massimo]

This really hits home. I remember the day I had to tell ovulator his hamster died. We had the tube in his ass and when I looked in it I saw no movement at all. I reached in and snagged his tail with a mechanics gripper but it was too late. The little guy had passed on. He had made this same journey hundreds of times on many a Zima drenched night. Guess it was just his time

lol this was so unexpected i had to read it twice. Great Stuff.

[Nick_S]

Were you really up for 27 hours stressing about a hamster that died? If that's the biggest worry in your life you are the luckiest person on earth.

[Kershaw]

http://first-world-problems.com/

[Redfox]

ive been up for about 27 hours now stressing out...my girlfriend has a hamster shes keeps at my house she comes over everyday and plays with it and feeds it she normaly comes about an hour before i get home from work or school...but i noticed that her hamster past away and she doesnt know yet...i know it sounds stupid but she loves that thing she was so happy when she got it but now i dont know how to tell her...any ideas? something that will lay it down very easily, not make her go insane...

any ideas will be read and thought about. thank you

Over a hamster? 27 hours? Are we being trolled?

[Eecen]

I'm thinking meth was a significant player in the being "up 27 hours".

[Jean]

el o el, you mad?

[mtechnik]

LOL @ Blunt!!!

Blunt is still in top form!

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@Gooseadrian - My condolences

[Raxe]

Yeah, losing a pet sucks but damn, dude it's really bad if you're that stressed about just telling your gf about it. If she can't handle that happening, she's fucked when something actually important happens.

This. Just tell her straight up, she needs to learn to deal with things like an adult.

[MarshallM]

Unless your girlfriend is 8yrs old then I would not worry about a dead hamster. If your girlfriend is 8yrs old then you have bigger problems anyway. On a side note I hate hamsters as pets. The only memories people have of them is the odd and often horrific ways they die. Mine shoved its head under a little hamster home and suffocated itself.

[dlmrun2002]

Blunt has lost many a Hampster. He won't say where he lost them though. Strange heh?

dog m

[LJ851]

Life gets worse, bro. A lot worse. Hamsters are playthings as Blunt so eloquently described. The truth is your girl's pet died and what matters is how you act after you tell her it's dead. It's not your fault and it's your role to comfort her in her time of loss and need. This is practice for the real tragedies that are coming.

[trackjunkie21]

Get her some leaves, bitches love leaves.

[pacmanE30]

should've told her about it 27 hrs ago....

[Roysneon]

should've told her about it 27 hrs ago....

truf.

No response from OP. Maybe gf went crazy and murder suicided on his ass.

[AndrewBird]

I was going to say "In for pics of girlfriend" but I think that would make me a pedophile...

Blunt - Never EVER leave R3v.