Texts from Bennett

[Kershaw]

I am seeing signs of fake.

sure, the lasagna one with the lil wayne quote was set up too perfect.

but.. do you care? it's funny as shit!

[Jafxod]

I approve. Wish there were more.

[lostbeachbum]

I dont care if they are fake...they are funny as hell.

[NKRoberts]

sure, the lasagna one with the lil wayne quote was set up too perfect.

but.. do you care? it's funny as shit!

Exactly why would you care.

The thanksgiving one was good.

[BrownBeanE30]

that was fucking funny

[Joe G]

Just saw these while on the crapper. Hilarious!

[iidesu]

There is no way those can be real.

hey man, how you know?:p

[pureaudio]

Bennett sounds amazing, I need to be his texting friend.

[Zasz]

hey man, how you know?:p

I used to not believe in people being this stupid. Then, I went about my life and discovered that, unfortunate as it may seem, such people exist.

[z31maniac]

So you waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless explain the lack of comedic standards.

[Threehz]

thing is, i read them in a british accent because in my mind it's ali g that's saying these things.

+1

[glucklich21]

Shit my Bennett says...

[MrSlacker]

Holy crap that shit is hilarious.

[Sailor37]

Brilliant, huh?

[Mlarsen]

I want to know what oriental lasayna taste like.