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    #31
    Originally posted by Fusion View Post
    Getting shot by the cops while I'm cutting up an interwebz troll with a steak knife.
    Seriously, fuck what everyone else is postiing, this is win! lol

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      #32
      balls deep in a tight 18 yo blonde stripper

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        #33
        Originally posted by Sailor37 View Post
        balls deep in a tight 18 yo blonde stripper
        But how would you die though? Will your hip pop out of it's ancient socket and you fall and hit your chin so hard on the foot of the bed that your dentures get shoved up through your nasal cavity into your brain?

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          #34
          If I do before I succumb to natural causes, I'd like to be doing something I love doing. Therefore, probably in something with a big motor and four wheels. Good thing I'm kinda afraid of two. But, rather painlessly somehow, old age in my sleep. Like SIDS, but the first S is Senior.

          What does it matter though, you may know how you are dying but you'll never remember.

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            #35
            backwards into a wall at 220mph in an E30 thats on fire. while im on the track, sliding backwards approaching the wall in a cloud of smoke from the tires, and fire coming out from under the hood, with a smile on my face, thinking: well this is it, its been fun.

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              #36
              Originally posted by Justin B View Post
              Like SIDS, but the first S is Senior.
              Senior infant death syndrome?


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                #37
                oh wait. LOL

                i see what i did. Done fucked up my acronyms.

                Um Senior Instantaneous Death Syndrome. There.

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                  #38
                  Like everyone else. Getting run over by an Asian immigrant in a Camry who can't drive worth the shit she just took. Shit almost happened today......
                  Originally posted by RUFFLZ
                  #BANDISNIGGA
                  Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                  Why the fuck would you ever put a drink up there? If you ever have a drink to hold, just put it between your legs. You know, where your balls used to be before you had a girlfriend.

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                    #39
                    Getting bit by a zombie.
                    Get back in my e30 once i come back as a zombie.
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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Janderson View Post
                      Being chased off a cliff by topless women.
                      +1

                      Any monty python style death will be ok by me:)

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                        #41
                        In the end your ether turing in a perfectly preserved body or one that's slam wore out. As long as I get the most out my years I don't really care how I go, as long as it doesn't take me long. The last thing I want is people to remember me as being sick in a hospital for a year.

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                          #42
                          In bed with eta powers future wife
                          Last edited by dannyyisntt; 12-10-2011, 11:56 AM.
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                            #43
                            Killed by dannys twin AK472jzbarrett50callolz in the new world order
                            Originally posted by LJ851
                            I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by iamcreepingdeath View Post
                              ...with my boots on.
                              heh heh

                              SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                              No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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                                #45
                                I wanna go out fighting, impossible odds if possible. That's when i'm at my best.
                                -03/2005 E46 330D Touring 6spd(204hp/410nM) Sapphire Black/Naturbraun Sport...300k KM & 35mpg(mixed)

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