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  • Vtec?lol
    No R3VLimiter
    • Dec 2009
    • 3278

    #31
    Originally posted by Fusion
    Getting shot by the cops while I'm cutting up an interwebz troll with a steak knife.
    Seriously, fuck what everyone else is postiing, this is win! lol

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    • Sailor37
      E30 Modder
      • Mar 2010
      • 985

      #32
      balls deep in a tight 18 yo blonde stripper

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      • iamsam
        Advanced Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 172

        #33
        Originally posted by Sailor37
        balls deep in a tight 18 yo blonde stripper
        But how would you die though? Will your hip pop out of it's ancient socket and you fall and hit your chin so hard on the foot of the bed that your dentures get shoved up through your nasal cavity into your brain?

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        • Justin B
          Sikky Nar Nar
          • Mar 2005
          • 4273

          #34
          If I do before I succumb to natural causes, I'd like to be doing something I love doing. Therefore, probably in something with a big motor and four wheels. Good thing I'm kinda afraid of two. But, rather painlessly somehow, old age in my sleep. Like SIDS, but the first S is Senior.

          What does it matter though, you may know how you are dying but you'll never remember.

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          • ALYKZANDYR
            E30 Fanatic
            • Sep 2009
            • 1336

            #35
            backwards into a wall at 220mph in an E30 thats on fire. while im on the track, sliding backwards approaching the wall in a cloud of smoke from the tires, and fire coming out from under the hood, with a smile on my face, thinking: well this is it, its been fun.

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            • TurboJake
              No R3VLimiter
              • Oct 2010
              • 3780

              #36
              Originally posted by Justin B
              Like SIDS, but the first S is Senior.
              Senior infant death syndrome?


              Leave Me Transaction Feedback

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              • Justin B
                Sikky Nar Nar
                • Mar 2005
                • 4273

                #37
                oh wait. LOL

                i see what i did. Done fucked up my acronyms.

                Um Senior Instantaneous Death Syndrome. There.

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                • Rau
                  E30 Addict
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 449

                  #38
                  Like everyone else. Getting run over by an Asian immigrant in a Camry who can't drive worth the shit she just took. Shit almost happened today......
                  Originally posted by RUFFLZ
                  #BANDISNIGGA
                  Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                  Why the fuck would you ever put a drink up there? If you ever have a drink to hold, just put it between your legs. You know, where your balls used to be before you had a girlfriend.

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                  • Blackout
                    R3V Elite
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 4125

                    #39
                    Getting bit by a zombie.
                    Get back in my e30 once i come back as a zombie.
                    » PARTS FOR SALE
                    » TRANSACTION FEEDBACK

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                    • bades2001
                      Wrencher
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 209

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Janderson
                      Being chased off a cliff by topless women.
                      +1

                      Any monty python style death will be ok by me:)

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                      • 02stu
                        E30 Modder
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 872

                        #41
                        In the end your ether turing in a perfectly preserved body or one that's slam wore out. As long as I get the most out my years I don't really care how I go, as long as it doesn't take me long. The last thing I want is people to remember me as being sick in a hospital for a year.

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                        • dannyyisntt
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 3141

                          #42
                          In bed with eta powers future wife
                          Last edited by dannyyisntt; 12-10-2011, 10:56 AM.
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                          • chadthestampede
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 3600

                            #43
                            Killed by dannys twin AK472jzbarrett50callolz in the new world order
                            Originally posted by LJ851
                            I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                            • Desaevious
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 3810

                              #44
                              Originally posted by iamcreepingdeath
                              ...with my boots on.
                              heh heh

                              SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                              No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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                              • MikeDE
                                E30 Mastermind
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 1873

                                #45
                                I wanna go out fighting, impossible odds if possible. That's when i'm at my best.
                                -03/2005 E46 330D Touring 6spd(204hp/410nM) Sapphire Black/Naturbraun Sport...300k KM & 35mpg(mixed)

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