The One Night Stand Thread

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  • redsubdivisions
    E30 Mastermind
    • Feb 2011
    • 1762

    #16
    Yeah, one night stands shouldn't have pictures. You try to keep the evidence down so the crazy bitch doesn't haunt you. lol

    On the bright side, at least she isn't a fat bitch.
    1989 325i - 2.7i, Holset H1C, 60lb injectors, whodwho MS-PNP.
    2012 Passat TDI - DD Duty
    2008 GMC Yukon XL Denali - Kiddie hauler/grocery getter

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    • CabbE30
      R3VLimited
      • Aug 2009
      • 2358

      #17
      Basically

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      • yert315
        R3VLimited
        • Aug 2008
        • 2734

        #18
        Hahaha. At least she had big tits.

        Hey, if you can't make fun of yourself...

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        • Exodus_2pt0
          R3V Elite
          • Dec 2011
          • 5943

          #19
          In 3 months this thread is going to turn into....

          Girl I got pregnant on my one night stand list, and I can't deny because I already posted the evidence
          No E30 Club
          Originally posted by MrBurgundy
          Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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          • ethrtyiS
            R3V OG
            • May 2010
            • 8147

            #20
            ^ hahaha

            '89 BMW 325is | '02 Mitsubishi Montero Limited | '2005 GMC Sierra 2500 Duramax | 2007 BMW M5
            my feedback thread

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            • Robotin
              R3V Elite
              • Jun 2011
              • 4471

              #21
              Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0
              In 3 months this thread is going to turn into....

              Girl I got pregnant on my one night stand list, and I can't deny because I already posted the evidence

              thats why god gave us the magic of abortions...
              1989 325i SETA stroker [delphin] R3V'd 8/31/2011
              1989 325ix [zinnoberrot] $OLD
              1970 2002 [Nevada]

              Originally posted by Herr Faust Schinken
              guy must have slid into something that doesn't look like a car vs car hit
              Originally posted by ak-
              Must of slid into Rob

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              • InuFaye
                R3VLimited
                • May 2010
                • 2221

                #22
                1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                • dannyyisntt
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 3141

                  #23
                  Originally posted by yert315
                  Coked up slut - Check.
                  Yes my ugly mug with her.
                  You sure that's not blunt in a wig?
                  sigpic

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                  • QUKBMER
                    R3V OG
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 8178

                    #24
                    A possible one night stand 5 years ago actually turned into my second wife. haha shit happens when you least expect it to.
                    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                    garage queen 91 bmw 325is / 1972 Chevy El Camino 355 sbc 450hp

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                    • trackjunkie21
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 3962

                      #25
                      I foresee alot of sleeping with neighbor's cat stories.
                      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                      Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                      VANOS: sometimes you just need to go full retard.

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                      • slaterd
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 1731

                        #26
                        Originally posted by CabbE30
                        Basically
                        Fuck Jessica Alba's so hot! I've been in love with her since Dark Angel and I was 12.
                        Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                        This is r3v. Check your vaginal sand at the door.

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                        • RobertK
                          Kicked cancer's ASS.
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 5864

                          #27
                          Originally posted by QUKBMER
                          A possible one night stand 5 years ago actually turned into my second wife. haha shit happens when you least expect it to.
                          LOL.. An actual one night stand ended up being my first (and only) wife... even though she wasn't my last one night stand.. :drink:

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                          • SamE30e
                            R3V Elite
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 4319

                            #28
                            If I knew her name... and what she looked like... I'd post it up..

                            My buddies said she was hot... but they were all drunk.
                            1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                            • Raxe
                              R3V Elite
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 5346

                              #29
                              Me on the right. It was 'aight.


                              >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                              • BrownBeanE30
                                E30 Modder
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 965

                                #30
                                Originally posted by ToPLeSS(e30)FeinD
                                this shit had me laughing for 10 minutes. you sir are a genius
                                lol thank you sir
                                Originally posted by InuFaye
                                silver is old man color car. you need dat BRO-SECA BLUE.
                                Originally posted by blunttech
                                so true.. never let them know where you live..I almost ended up in jail when I was raping young women on craigslist
                                Originally posted by george graves
                                An S5x is like the girl you want to marry - an m30 is the girl you don't bring home to mom.

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