Best way to cook Guinea pigs.

[matthugie]

I'm Eduadorian and I represent this thread.

fixed.

[MR 325]

i have a guinea pig...

[NyC35AV]

Grrr, my phone and I suck at spelling shit..... I'm Ecuadorian and ill cook that fucken guinea pig for you!

[Nairb]

They're best when cooked alive.

Take a small hammer, smack it on the head hard enough to disable it's cognitive functions.
Using tongs or a hook, dunk creature in boiling water for 15 seconds.
Using a gloved hand, pull creature from water using tongs and promptly slough outer hair and skin from the creature.

Now that they are de-haired. Put that bitch in a fry daddy and get cookin'.

[Collin]

This is the most disgusting thread I have ever seen in OT.

[MR 325]

That means R3V is doing something right!

[matthugie]

This is the most disgusting thread I have ever seen in OT.

Meh, I think it's about par for the course...

[OniKyan]

They're best when cooked alive.

Take a small hammer, smack it on the head hard enough to disable it's cognitive functions.
Using tongs or a hook, dunk creature in boiling water for 15 seconds.
Using a gloved hand, pull creature from water using tongs and promptly slough outer hair and skin from the creature.

Now that they are de-haired. Put that bitch in a fry daddy and get cookin'.

Who has the contact number for the ASPCA?