Dogs VS Cats...what does R3V like?

[Mr. Burns]

Wow r3v is full of lazy fuckers.

nah man it's not like that.

I love dogs too...but other peoples dogs.

there is no enjoyment having to squat down and wrap your hand in a plastic bag to collect a steamy loaf of poo during dog walks.
not required to have a dog that whines and barks at the slightest sound at 2AM, or just because the furnace turned on.

Having a dog is ALMOST as much attention demanding responsibility as having a baby. I have a 4 year old human boy, and it's similar.

thats why cats are awesome.
it's like living with a cat version of James May....cool, calm, refined, and just doesn't give a f*ck. Accept him for who he is, and not to conform to having to bust $hit around the house...not to be mistakan as "cute" but just a clumsy dog.

[kennyvb]

dogs, duh.

[slammin.e28]

[QUOTE=Mr. Burns;2978620]there is no enjoyment having to squat down and wrap your hand in a plastic bag to collect a steamy loaf of poo during dog walks.

This is why you live on a private road in a rural area. No picking up anyone's shit for me. 8)

[InuFaye]

nah man it's not like that.

I love dogs too...but other peoples dogs.

there is no enjoyment having to squat down and wrap your hand in a plastic bag to collect a steamy loaf of poo during dog walks.
not required to have a dog that whines and barks at the slightest sound at 2AM, or just because the furnace turned on.

Having a dog is ALMOST as much attention demanding responsibility as having a baby. I have a 4 year old human boy, and it's similar.

thats why cats are awesome.
it's like living with a cat version of James May....cool, calm, refined, and just doesn't give a f*ck. Accept him for who he is, and not to conform to having to bust $hit around the house...not to be mistakan as "cute" but just a clumsy dog.

A dog as much work as a baby?

[Mr. Burns]

A dog as much work as a baby?

clearly exceptions to the rule, and obvious exageration...but you catch my drift.

it's a lot of responsibilites.

if I wanna kick back and watch a movie, SURE have kitty come sit on my lap.

I don't want a stankass dog to come curl up with it's crusted button hole and ass breath breathin' and drooling on me...

[5spoke]

Fuck cats. /thread

[Mr. Tasty]

i haven't tasted cat yet, but I am going to go with dog

[Pac1373]

I have both, 2 cats. A Chocolate Lab, as well as fish and a Guinnea Pig (who will not be eaten no matter how tasty the recipe)

they both have Pro's and con's

I have owned some seriously kick ass cat's in my day though.

I lean slightly more toward Cat

[Jim Lepage]

My girls:

[Mr. Burns]

ben-la Jim pi' sé ptit chien.
riend'callisé avec le gars au milleu...y'ad-lair come Steve Tyler.

[xwill112x]

I disslike cats as you can't really make money on them and they stay in your face all the time. The house they live in will smell like cat piss no matter how clean the house / litter box is, and they are very insultful. My gf's cat will walk up to me get in my lap and put his stinking ass right in my face. He tried that trick one time with out her in the room and never since tried that again! ;)

That being said, I raise German Shephards and love them. Best dogs out there IMO. They love to listen, thats their purpose. They dont do things to insult you, they stay out of your face, they're smart enough not to shit right in the middle of where everyone walks and I make around 10 grand a year on them. I enjoy the responsibilities of a dog, they are fun to play with and gives me a good work out messing with them as their toys are 25+ lbs and throwing it repeativly and fight for it back out of their mouth can be tiresome. My German Shephards would tear someones throat out while dismembering them if a stranger or bad intentioned person makes a move towards me or the family. Dogs some how know when not to like someone, or atleast mine do. They love almost everyone, but when they want to get ahold of someone its usually best to tell them to leave for their sake, because the dogs simply know what they are about.

Fuck a cat.

[Victell]

Never, ever get a Husky. Beautiful dogs, but they have the infuriating quality combo of being really smart while not giving a fuck what you think (unlike normal dogs). Plus the minute they get off the leash or you accidentally let them slip out front door, goodbye Husky. They can clear a medium sized fence if given room to get up speed.



Escaped the leash in Virginia and girlfriend chased her for 4 hours in her Jeep. Only caught as she stopped to say hi to a bystander who had the good sense to hold her down.

Escaped out the front door here in Hawaii and only stopped after being run over by a truck. Lost a back leg as a result. STILL runs faster than me.

Unless you have a sled to pull, no huskies.

[Deltron Dirty30]

i haven't tasted cat yet, but I am going to go with dog

[xwill112x]

Never, ever get a Husky. Beautiful dogs, but they have the infuriating quality combo of being really smart while not giving a fuck what you think (unlike normal dogs). Plus the minute they get off the leash or you accidentally let them slip out front door, goodbye Husky. They can clear a medium sized fence if given room to get up speed.



Escaped the leash in Virginia and girlfriend chased her for 4 hours in her Jeep. Only caught as she stopped to say hi to a bystander who had the good sense to hold her down.

Escaped out the front door here in Hawaii and only stopped after being run over by a truck. Lost a back leg as a result. STILL runs faster than me.

Unless you have a sled to pull, no huskies.

Huskies are bred to run man, if they dont get dead beat tired everyday they will go nuts. You cannot contain them at that level. Every huskie Ive seen growls when its happy for some reason too. Lol

[HarryPotter]

The only cats people like are the ones that act like dogs. Fact.

Not gunna lie about that, my cat acted like a dog and he was the shit. He passed not to long ago. Prolly never have a cool little friend like that again.

I'd come home and the little fucker ran over to me always followed me around, chilled with me, whatever just like a little dog. Except he was fucking big for a cat.


God damn I miss that little dude. :sad:

Problem is all you douche cat haters had shitty cats, the maincoon is the only cat worth having. Other cats suck. I hate dogs, big smelly as fuck, lickin, jumpin on you, loud, shitting on the carpet, balls hanging around while I'm trying to eat. Yeah FUCK DOGS.