Dogs VS Cats...what does R3V like?

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  • Thizzelle
    R3V Elite
    • Oct 2008
    • 4422

    #46
    dogs are hyper and smelly you have to give them baths, 3year old brain it's entire life. Cats are chill, bathe themselves, and plot to kill you! Also having a cat you don't need to take it for walks and fucking pet it all the damn time or beg for fucking food, fucking dogs.
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    • Cliche Guevara
      Mod Crazy
      • Dec 2011
      • 672

      #47
      All you cat lovers must have combined every possible bad characteristic a dog could possible have and stored that in your brain as the default dog. My black lab doesn't lick me unless I want her to, doesn't poop on the carpet (or even in our lawn for that matter), doesn't smell bad, doesn't jump up on us, doesn't bark at everything, doesn't chew up any of our belongings, is insanely friendly, and we've only had to give her two baths her whole life. She's also an excellent hunting dog and just a load of fun to be around.

      The simple fact is that if you want a pet that requires next to no effort then you should get a cat. Or maybe a fish. If you want a pet you can take with you hiking, camping, fishing, hunting, and tubing, that can actually be useful to you, that will give you endless affection, that will give you endless amusement, and that will be endlessly loyal then get a dog and put in a little work training it for a year or two. And make sure to get the right breed for you. Don't be the inactive idiot who gets a husky and then complains about how hyper it is.

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      • gtdragon980
        E30 Mastermind
        • Jun 2008
        • 1808

        #48
        I love both, but I will always be a cat person. Love their independence and personalities. My cat is a splitting image of a dog. I also have a blue nose pit bull who is my newest addition to the family. Love this dog to death!

        Aside from this, @blackhawkimpact who's the hottie in your sig though!?

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        • Galactodactyl
          Advanced Member
          • Mar 2011
          • 182

          #49
          If I had a bigger place, I MIGHT vote dogs but I went with cats.

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          • nickflic3
            No R3VLimiter
            • Sep 2009
            • 3564

            #50
            We have 3 dogs, none of which we chose or adopted while puppies.

            Gimme a cat any day.
            And some Benadryl.
            Or I'll die.

            Allergies fuking suck.
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            • Cliche Guevara
              Mod Crazy
              • Dec 2011
              • 672

              #51
              Originally posted by gtdragon980
              Aside from this, @blackhawkimpact who's the hottie in your sig though!?
              Gina Carano. She'll kick your ass and you'll like it.

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              • alB5
                Mod Crazy
                • Mar 2011
                • 785

                #52
                i like dags



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                • gwb72tii
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 3864

                  #53
                  Any cat will fucking kick ass on a dog. Literally.
                  A cat that gets cornered by a dog turns into a mean ball of fury?
                  Dogs That have their nose tatooed by a cat run away whimpering
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                  • Cliche Guevara
                    Mod Crazy
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 672

                    #54
                    Originally posted by gwb72tii
                    Any cat will fucking kick ass on a dog. Literally.
                    A cat that gets cornered by a dog turns into a mean ball of fury?
                    Dogs That have their nose tatooed by a cat run away whimpering
                    Not sure if srs.... My dog fucked with my old cat for fun. The more the cat clawed at her nose the more it encouraged her lol. You're either entirely full of shit or the only dog you've ever seen is a pomeranian.
                    Last edited by Cliche Guevara; 01-30-2012, 04:01 PM.

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                    • Fifteen
                      Member
                      • Jun 2011
                      • 89

                      #55
                      I used to love dogs until mine decided to use me as a chew toy one day.

                      Needless to say, totally a cat person. I've got one now, (named koni!) that's incredibly chill and not looking to eat me. (As far as I know)


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                      • Mr. Burns
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Aug 2011
                        • 3516

                        #56
                        Whole lotta gifted folks up in here.

                        Make an animal cruelty thread elsewhere. Don't muck up my brilliant thread with your southern redneck fuckery.
                        Originally posted by flyboyx
                        i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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                        • Massimo
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 3207

                          #57
                          Originally posted by gwb72tii
                          Any cat will fucking kick ass on a dog. Literally.
                          A cat that gets cornered by a dog turns into a mean ball of fury?
                          Dogs That have their nose tatooed by a cat run away whimpering
                          You have not meet a piss off doberman. hehe

                          We have a 13 month old one. He has actually been fantastic, I made an effort when we first got him, to really like balls. So now we use a tennis ball's to train him and not food. Why the fuck would you want a cat if they do nothing and have nothing to do with you, all you do is spend money on them and get nothing back.

                          The people with dogs, what do you feed them. We do the natural thing, chicken frames, turkey necks, mince beef ect. We get shitty though when we go to the vet because they tell us that it is bad and that we should buy outrageously priced dog food.
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                          • Thizzelle
                            R3V Elite
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 4422

                            #58
                            Originally posted by Cliche Guevara
                            All you cat lovers must have combined every possible bad characteristic a dog could possible have and stored that in your brain as the default dog. My black lab doesn't lick me unless I want her to, doesn't poop on the carpet (or even in our lawn for that matter), doesn't smell bad, doesn't jump up on us, doesn't bark at everything, doesn't chew up any of our belongings, is insanely friendly, and we've only had to give her two baths her whole life. She's also an excellent hunting dog and just a load of fun to be around.

                            The simple fact is that if you want a pet that requires next to no effort then you should get a cat. Or maybe a fish. If you want a pet you can take with you hiking, camping, fishing, hunting, and tubing, that can actually be useful to you, that will give you endless affection, that will give you endless amusement, and that will be endlessly loyal then get a dog and put in a little work training it for a year or two. And make sure to get the right breed for you. Don't be the inactive idiot who gets a husky and then complains about how hyper it is.
                            how long did all that take to train it?
                            A cat does all that a month after it's born.
                            also what's in the wild? cats of all sizes and they rock shit. ie Lion
                            Last edited by Thizzelle; 01-30-2012, 04:17 PM.
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                            "I got a tree on my house"

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                            • Massimo
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 3207

                              #59
                              Originally posted by Thizzelle
                              how long did all that take to train it?
                              A cat does all that a month after it's born
                              Well we got him at 1 month and he was already going out side by him self to do his stuff, so we just praised him when he did it and he never went inside.

                              Trust me he knows what would have happened if he did that anyway.
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                              • smooth
                                E30 Mastermind
                                • Apr 2005
                                • 1940

                                #60
                                Originally posted by Massimo
                                The people with dogs, what do you feed them. We do the natural thing, chicken frames, turkey necks, mince beef ect. We get shitty though when we go to the vet because they tell us that it is bad and that we should buy outrageously priced dog food.
                                That's all good stuff. In fact the high dollar dog (and cat) food that we buy our pets is expensive because it's high in those kinds of content.

                                The problem, and what your vet should be distinguishing, is that *cooked* bones are dangerous for your dog.
                                Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!

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