Girlfriend breaks up with you and two days later she hooks up with your best friend

[smooth]

funniest part is you typed that all out on an iPhone

[Podge]

Yeah all the time we sort all our problems out like this OK? Do we have a problem with this?


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[dannyyisntt]

^ If thats how you pay people back in australia, i want to go.

[Podge]

Ok I'm gonna tell you this once and once only so pay attention this is how you sort it out.

Step1. Ring up ex and her new BF tell them this has gotten out of hand and you think the 3 of you should meet up, hang out for a night and try and all stay friends. After you have got them to agree call up both of there mums tell them both the same story of how your GF left you for your mate and say your so up set you would like to talk to them. When all party's agree to this tell them you have moved into hotel as you needed to get away from everything.

Step2. BOOK A ROOM IN A HOTEL. Then give them all the address tell the mums to come at 9:30pm and your ex and her bf to come at 10:30 pm.

Step3. Buy wine/beer what ever they all drink. Buy roofies LOTS OF ROOFIES. Also buy a leather gimp suite with matching mask.

Step4. When the mums come to the hotel give them a few drinks filled with roofies. When they pass out strip them naked and tie them up, one to a bed the other to a chair. Gag them as well.

Step5. Quickly change into your gimp suite and mask, jump on the bed on your hands and knees with your ass facing the door.

Step6. Act surprised VERY SURPRISED when your ex and her BF walk in. After you have given them your BEST surprised face run around the room screaming whoooop whoop whooooop whop whip whop for a few seconds then run out of the room.

Step7. Enjoy your winning moment.

Step8. Post pics on R3V.

Good luck my son.


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[dannyyisntt]

Fuck all her friends. Then get drunk and beat up your "best friend"

Post nudes.

[TurboJake]

Hey, miichaelsmith.

Welcome to life.

[rustieE30]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes an tricks

[r3vRob]

First thing is beat the dog shit out of your friend, second, lie to the girl about how you want to be with her and all that jazz and pound her ass mercilessly one more time. Then go back to your friend whom you recently beat up, throw it in his face and beat his ass one more time for gratification. Lastly go back to the girl and explain you've moved on and want nothing to do with her dumb ass. Now you can go on to bigger better things

[DuMa]

knock out old best friend
post nudes of ex on r3v

tsrh

[Joe G]

First off; your 'best friend' is a douche. Second, i suspect that it isn't any big coincidence that she hooked up with him 2 days later...she was being distant, etc... I get the feeling your ;best friend' wanted a piece when you were still with her and he just might have gotten it.

[george graves]

Someday you'll look back and realize she just did you a *huge* favor. You should send her gift card or something.

[Killacortes]

Well when this happens I usually apologize and say my bad bro. But she wanted it

[z31maniac]

Didn't read the thread, just know most women are still little girls until ~25.

Yeah, it sucks. But you'll get over it, and find a decent one.

In the meantime, go have some fun.

[CreamE30]

I will find you...

...and I will kill you.

Just kidding. Just move on, it sounds overly simple, but its really all you have to do. Exact sort of thing happened to me right at the end of high school. I had a serious relationship with a girl, she broke up with me a couple days before graduation and started hooking up with my friend at the grad party. I went to a beach week with some friends at a different highschool, and moved on over the course of that week.

[Bimmerman325i]

Something you realize the older and more cynical you get: women almost never leave a relationship without a new one lined up ready to start.

There are exceptions to the rule, but rare.