Girlfriend breaks up with you and two days later she hooks up with your best friend

[smooth]

damn that's worth fucking someone up over :|

(although a year after the fact is pretty much a green light I definitely wouldn't end a friendship over that)

[Kershaw]

happened to me once. but it was like a year later and i was dating another girl. i still kept in my contact with my ex as a friend, but not frequently. but my best friend and i were pretty much inseparable at the time, pretty much for the last 5 years actually.

i didnt blame him too bad. it still hurt though. he was a virgin (@ 22) and had a really strong fear of girls/rejection. i know he isnt the alpha type-take charge type of person. but she is. so i know who initiated it and whats a guy who's never had a gf gonna do when a hot chick is coming on to him? even worse was when she stopped talking to him 2 weeks later and he was heart broken for like a year. ruined my friendship and then ruined whatever ego he had left. gj bitch!

i had a crap ton of nudes and i cant fucking find them. if they were on the drive that took a dump i'll be pissed. the best i can do for you guys is this.

[Arems87e]

Look at this way; You just got your Diploma son!....A man doesn't graduate until he gets his fucking heart broken.

[z31maniac]

My wife said:

"Why don't you go get drunk with your friends, instead of turning into a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles for a week."

[george graves]

This thread is going to be really awkward in a week when he gets back together with her.

[Zasz]

First things first, grow a pair. The only good thing in your life? She's a piece of garbage as is your friend to do that to you, consider them both write-off's.

And more Ben Folds:

[Dj Buttchug]

i mean honestly the best thing you can say to your so called best friend is "enjoy my sloppy seconds bitch"

Then paint vivid pictures of spreading your man sauce all over said slutbag. Forget all prior feelings soon after and pursue higher class sluts

[m73m95]

.....This!

+ another 1


This reminds me of some wise words I heard once, that have served me well in my life. If you listen carefully and take them to heart, I'm sure they will do the same for you.

[slaterd]

Yes it was a pain in the ass but I felt the need to help out a fellow R3V member of you have a problem with this let me know we can sort it out like adults I'll pm you the address of my hotel I live in.


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Damn I wanna move to Australia!

[smooth]

we need some pics at the least so we can gauge the severity of the offense

[MonkeyMadness]

I would wish them luck, then go out and look for a better quality of people and friends to hang out with as well as date.....

Unless you are a little fuck then you might of just got what was coming to you...

Sorry no bash.. just pick the one that fits...

[z31maniac]

Post nudes is the correct answer.

[deutschman]

ok budy, you sound obsessed a tad. women come and go. whores come and go too. sounds like she was probably a lady once, but let the whore go.

if she was acting weird, probably a reason, could have been cheating on you with your bro for a while and you didn't know.

only good thing in your life? first off, she sounds like a pretty shitty thing in your life! you need to take care of yourself before you can even think of a relationship. how can you have a relationship working well if you yourself aren't first, that's beside the point though.




she's a whore, you sound whinny, stop whinning and go to the club, fuck the first girl you see. then tomorrow marks the new you! get a job, forget about your old friend and ex hooker, go be awesome now!

you're welcome..

-D.

This!

[Podge]

Yes it was a pain in the ass but I felt the need to help out a fellow R3V member of you have a problem with this let me know we can sort it out like adults I'll pm you the address of my hotel I live in.


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[Cong405]

Ok I'm gonna tell you this once and once only so pay attention this is how you sort it out.

Step1. Ring up ex and her new BF tell them this has gotten out of hand and you think the 3 of you should meet up, hang out for a night and try and all stay friends. After you have got them to agree call up both of there mums tell them both the same story of how your GF left you for your mate and say your so up set you would like to talk to them. When all party's agree to this tell them you have moved into hotel as you needed to get away from everything.

Step2. BOOK A ROOM IN A HOTEL. Then give them all the address tell the mums to come at 9:30pm and your ex and her bf to come at 10:30 pm.

Step3. Buy wine/beer what ever they all drink. Buy roofies LOTS OF ROOFIES. Also buy a leather gimp suite with matching mask.

Step4. When the mums come to the hotel give them a few drinks filled with roofies. When they pass out strip them naked and tie them up, one to a bed the other to a chair. Gag them as well.

Step5. Quickly change into your gimp suite and mask, jump on the bed on your hands and knees with your ass facing the door.

Step6. Act surprised VERY SURPRISED when your ex and her BF walk in. After you have given them your BEST surprised face run around the room screaming whoooop whoop whooooop whop whip whop for a few seconds then run out of the room.

Step7. Enjoy your winning moment.

Step8. Post pics on R3V.

Good luck my son.


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All that from your iphone?!


Like everyone else have said, go out and have fun. Forget the bitch and move on. As for the douche, go fuck his mom and record or take some nice pictures! :D