Girlfriend breaks up with you and two days later she hooks up with your best friend

[nickflic3]

Honestly i just got done talking to her and i wouldnt be surprised if we do..

Duuude girls can lie like the devil himself!! I can guarantee whatever B.S. she told you about "passed feelings" and being "unsure about what she wanted" (until she slept with your best friend) IS ALL A SCAM!!

Keep moving man, if you look back she'll snatch you back in and fuk you up again.

Just next time she won't be so nice about being "Sorry"

[e30rapidic]

put your big boy boots on and get back out there, a few girls will pay you some attention and you'll bounce right back.

Or you could just bang his or her mom. They may think they won the battle...but you KNOW you actually won the war.

[Pottsalot]

Cut her off like cold water on move on bro

Sent from my personal satellite using stolen Soviet cold war technology

[j0oftheworld]

You guys are all waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless..

Bb4H's

I always try to get my gf's to bang my good friends.. if not than you're not a good friend back! :D

[Jhonno]

dude.

dont.

unless she lets you have a 3some with her and her hottest friend to make up for it. and then you break up with her afterwards.

This.

Don't be a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

This is a nail her best friend situation. End of.

[Niko]

Australia is boss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm61svN4U5g

Anyways OP keep your head up things will get better:pimp:

[Ryan Stewart]

If it hasn't been said it should be noted they did not hook up AFTER your breakup. He isn't your friend.

[tg318is]

^^ Oh how I hated that kid. Such an arse.

[RondoAcapriccio]

brah she was probably banging him for a few weeks already now. Thats life.

Lol get back together ?? hahhahahah.. good joke.

[Rustyduktape]

Yeah dude, move on. it's hard, but don't waste your life trying to piece together how or why it should have worked. She wasn't worth it, and never will be!

[bmoores]

I say go with Podge's idea.

[slammin.e28]

Shit on their chests. No one will believe you did it, and you get that extreme satisfaction of defecation onto another human. Not many can say they shat on another human and got away with it.

[DEV0 E30]

^ Like.

Or bake them a pie and watch them eat it. Then tell them you never want to see them again.

If you've seen The Help, you'll get it.

[Nick_S]

Honestly i just got done talking to her and i wouldnt be surprised if we do..

Do yourself a favor only because I've done the same thing in the past. DON'T. She burned you once, she'll do it again.

[Mr. Burns]

Head over to local museum.

dry-hump archaeological dinasaur bones.

deal with consequences.

it will reset focus, and under the same motions open up doors to some freaky shit you might be invited to afterwards.

meet freaky girl.

participate in archaeological digs.
find fossils.

claim it's a jesus timestamp.

become prophet.

make your way into viral fame.

live happily ever after.