Girlfriend breaks up with you and two days later she hooks up with your best friend

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  • miichaelsmith
    Grease Monkey
    • Aug 2011
    • 300

    #316
    Originally posted by scabzzzz
    Fuck bitches, acquire BMW's?
    I agree with this one

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    • Rau
      E30 Addict
      • Sep 2010
      • 449

      #317
      Originally posted by miichaelsmith
      Im tryin.. i went way too hard thursday friday and saturday night. meet so many new people. but at the end of the night i felt like something was missing
      motion to ban this bitch
      Originally posted by RUFFLZ
      #BANDISNIGGA
      Originally posted by Wh33lhop
      Why the fuck would you ever put a drink up there? If you ever have a drink to hold, just put it between your legs. You know, where your balls used to be before you had a girlfriend.

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      • JRector
        E30 Addict
        • Apr 2011
        • 453

        #318
        x2

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        • miichaelsmith
          Grease Monkey
          • Aug 2011
          • 300

          #319
          Dont ban cmon now

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          • devon.818
            Banned
            • Feb 2011
            • 2937

            #320
            Ban for being a bitch!

            op, you took that slooooot back didn't you!!!! Bwahahaha
            When I'm railing some skank tonight, ima be so glad I'm not you!

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            • miichaelsmith
              Grease Monkey
              • Aug 2011
              • 300

              #321
              No i didnt take her back..i told her to figure her shit out before we even think about it

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              • JRector
                E30 Addict
                • Apr 2011
                • 453

                #322
                Ex GF - "Im so sorry, I want to be back together now that I got my waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles rammed by another cock while we were together".

                Miichaelsmith - "Sure baby, that's what I want too. Anyways, he made you fuck him by following you around that party anyways".


                Faggggggggggggggg

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                • Mr. Burns
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 3516

                  #323
                  Ex GF - "so I totally used your Dashboard Confesional CD as a birthcontrol device when I was getting teamstered by your friends..."

                  Miichealsmith - "I heard about your face to face pushups competition you had with Jamal and Tyrone..."

                  EX GF- "everybody won!"

                  Miichealsmith- "that's all that matters....come weep with me and let's put some Twillight on..."
                  Originally posted by flyboyx
                  i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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                  • KenC
                    King of Kegstands
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 14396

                    #324
                    Dude, you're 18. You don't know SHIT about women. All of us have been in your situation and are speaking from experience.

                    Just by your few posts, I can already tell you were the bitch in that relationship.

                    If she's sleeping with your (ex)best fucking friend, it's only going to get worse. I nailed a chick a few nights ago whose non-performing boyfriend was out of town. I don't anticipate that it will be our last rendezvous.

                    "Good girls" are few and far between. Sloth obviously isn't one of them. Get over her.
                    Originally posted by Gruelius
                    and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                    • TimKninja
                      R3VLimited
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 2131

                      #325
                      I made a thread like this on r3v when my GF and i broke up.

                      We were together for three years, she found some dude in Colorado over an mmorpg. She went there and he was a total slob and a fat loser scumbag fuck.

                      A great 6 months i had while she was herping and derping . I fucking partied hard , met other chicks and rebuilt My e30.

                      Now were back together.



                      R3v is merciless.
                      Last edited by TimKninja; 02-03-2012, 10:20 AM.
                      1985 325e M50TU(Sold)
                      1991 318is Slicktop (Sold)
                      1990 325is Brilliantrot S50/5 Lug Swapped.
                      1992 525i Manual shitbox Winter Beater

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                      • wh00sh
                        Member
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 68

                        #326
                        Originally posted by TimKninja
                        I made a thread like this on r3v when my GF and i broke up.

                        R3v is merciless.
                        Bitches are merciless. r3v just wakes you up to reality.
                        '88 iX Money Pit/Labor of Love

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                        • ReallyDirtyThirty
                          E30 Addict
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 449

                          #327
                          Getting back together with an EX is like driving a car with a salvage title. Its not the same and its worth a whole lot less.

                          Any chance we might be seeing some better pics of her on Exgf.com or a similar website anytime soon?
                          www.truegearhead.com
                          - bad decisions & questionable cars

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                          • miichaelsmith
                            Grease Monkey
                            • Aug 2011
                            • 300

                            #328
                            Originally posted by ReallyDirtyThirty
                            Getting back together with an EX is like driving a car with a salvage title. Its not the same and its worth a whole lot less.

                            Any chance we might be seeing some better pics of her on Exgf.com or a similar website anytime soon?
                            Not a chance...sorry

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                            • e30trooper
                              R3V OG
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 11576

                              #329
                              shoot yourself or her

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                              • Mr. Burns
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Aug 2011
                                • 3516

                                #330
                                Originally posted by e30trooper
                                shoot yourself or her

                                that's not even "haha" funny.
                                that's just dumb.

                                he should shoot his romance explosion all over her Twilight action figurines.
                                Originally posted by flyboyx
                                i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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