Girlfriend breaks up with you and two days later she hooks up with your best friend

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  • camshaftgsxr
    E30 Addict
    • Aug 2011
    • 416

    #391
    Originally posted by Swanny
    go fuck an ugly girl or 3 and then she'll think thats what you thought she looked like...sit back and let the insecurity of the female mind go to town
    at first i didnt believe this to be true... but the more i hear it...
    BroWorks.com Bro is a lifestyle

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    • devon.818
      Banned
      • Feb 2011
      • 2937

      #392
      Originally posted by acolella76
      Something similar happened with one of my friends. One of his best friends (mutual friend of ours) kept trying to hook up with my friend's girl. One day when the three of us were together my good friend walked up to the shitty friend... broke his knee cap.


      Shit was so cash
      bwahaha this story took an unexpected turn!

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      • devon.818
        Banned
        • Feb 2011
        • 2937

        #393
        Originally posted by HarukoE30
        So what would r3v qualify as not being a slut? Timeline? Amount of Dates?
        she's a slut if she's a slut. you know when you hear stories of her getting trained by half the football team.

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        • u3b3rg33k
          R3VLimited
          • Jan 2010
          • 2452

          #394
          But if you're a dood and you bang all the cheerleaders, you're doing it rite. gotta love how that works.

          Speaking of busting kneecaps:
          Update: The story below, first reported in London’s Daily Mail, was exposed as a hoax by msnbc.com. That site reports that it called police in Wroclaw, Poland, to ask about the criminal case …


          Holy crap.
          Last edited by u3b3rg33k; 04-29-2012, 05:50 PM.

          Ich gehöre nicht zur Baader-Meinhof Gruppe

          Originally posted by Top Gear
          Just imagine waking up and remembering you're Mexican.

          Every time you buy a car with DSC/ESC, Jesus kills a baby seal. With a kitten.


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          • dashboardmonkey
            FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
            • Jun 2008
            • 6158

            #395
            this thread delivers
            -Andy

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            • miichaelsmith
              Grease Monkey
              • Aug 2011
              • 300

              #396
              Ahh she's 18 today..… but she deleted all the nudes she's ever sent me hahah sorry boys

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              • Mr. Burns
                No R3VLimiter
                • Aug 2011
                • 3516

                #397
                Originally posted by miichaelsmith
                Ahh she's 18 today..… but she deleted all the nudes she's ever sent me hahah sorry boys
                LIES

                AND

                FABRICATIONS
                Originally posted by flyboyx
                i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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                • slammin.e28
                  שמע ישראל
                  • May 2010
                  • 12054

                  #398
                  Originally posted by Mr. Burns
                  LIES

                  AND

                  FABRICATIONS
                  You fucked up a BS flag bro.

                  Just noticed it's like a fucking amusement park with them 6 flags.
                  1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                  • Mr. Burns
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Aug 2011
                    • 3516

                    #399
                    the issue has been rectified.

                    not unlike Micheal Smiths tearlube factory when he uses his Nintendo Powerglove to yagofff to images of Decepticons gangbangeranging his ex-reindeer.
                    Originally posted by flyboyx
                    i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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                    • CabbE30
                      R3VLimited
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 2358

                      #400
                      OP is fagtown until pics are delivered.

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                      • Mr. Burns
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Aug 2011
                        • 3516

                        #401
                        Originally posted by CabbE30
                        OP is fagtown until pics are delivered.
                        Originally posted by flyboyx
                        i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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                        • miichaelsmith
                          Grease Monkey
                          • Aug 2011
                          • 300

                          #402
                          She got mad at me for still having them after she broke up with me..and when we started hanging out again she deleted them all off my phone! No lies No shinanigans

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                          • slammin.e28
                            שמע ישראל
                            • May 2010
                            • 12054

                            #403
                            Originally posted by miichaelsmith
                            She got mad at me for still having them after she broke up with me..and when we started hanging out again she deleted them all off my phone! No lies No shinanigans
                            Why you let the GF have your phone when there is nudes on there?

                            Mine was nice enough to delete my ex off my phone. I had no idea they were on there until she informed me.
                            1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                            • Mr. Burns
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Aug 2011
                              • 3516

                              #404
                              Originally posted by miichaelsmith
                              She got mad at me for still having them after she broke up with me..and when we started hanging out again she deleted them all off my phone! No lies No shinanigans

                              ugh.

                              you sir, are a pushover.
                              Originally posted by flyboyx
                              i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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                              • Pac1373
                                E30 Mastermind
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 1746

                                #405
                                Fagatron. I can't even this whole thread. still.



                                Fuck.
                                Originally Posted by ACMF74
                                i clicked on this cuz i saw p3nis

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