When taking a dump....

[dnick]

and a packed bowl

yes.

[RagtopE30]

I prefer depends..... There I win!

[monticello]

On or off doesn't matter. I just want it good enough to drop ass hair in the water.

[DTFE30]

No Pants, Lights off

[b*saint]

on wtf unless youre gonna take a shit and jump in the shower.

[mtechnik]

I think the point we are all failing to grasp is that when a call comes in and your cell phone is in your pocket, you start having a mini-panick attack trying to reach for your cell buried in what seems like infinite layers of jeans.

So, the real lesson here is do not take pants completely off, as rape is imminent, but do take cell phone out before dropping them to ankle height.

[Fusion]

I disagree. This thread is full of shit.
I got an idea today though. You could sit backwards like someone recommended and place an LCD screen on the reservior and play xbox motorcycle games.

[HarukoE30]

This thread is pure gold, would read again.

[expressfish]

The ideal shit involves a laptop, nudity, and a whiskey drink. A blumpkin is a close second.

and a packed bowl

[slammin.e28]

She agreed to stay over, she agrees to deal with all shit stink.

She does quite well, IMO. I shat all over myself the other night though, and she woke up crying.

[InuFaye]

She agreed to stay over, she agrees to deal with all shit stink.

[slammin.e28]

Wait pooping after the shower?

Someone has some fucked up priorities.

I poop before. It's when she wants to take a shower she wants me to shit after she's done. Fumes bro, fumes.

Angling = fishing

I thought you were cleverly calling him a homo.

Possibly not

Depends on the kind of fish you're angling for.... ;)

[z31maniac]

I am not as good at ass angling as you.

Angling = fishing

I thought you were cleverly calling him a homo.

Possibly not

[InuFaye]

Wait pooping after the shower?

Someone has some fucked up priorities.

[slammin.e28]

That reminds me I take the smelliest shits ever. I dont notice it while in the process but once i leave the bathroom and return smells like I had a decomposing corpse in me for the past month.

This is why the GF will make me shit after taking a shower...but usually I swoop in a drop my load before she goes in there. :nice: