When taking a dump....

[RagtopE30]

I only take off my pants if I am going to do a upper decker at a friend's house. Other wise naked pre-shower is where it's at!! Second only to shirtless shitting.

[ak-]

I hate to ask...but why does this description sound like a tripod :O

You don't know who he is do you?

[Fusion]

This is one of the best threads r3v has come up with.
Considering subscription.

[dnick]

does the seat carress your ass the same way as doing it the "Janderson" Method?

kind of... it depends on how the seat is shaped.

[Mr. Tasty]

does the seat carress your ass the same way as doing it the "Janderson" Method?

[dnick]

so took my morning shit... did it the janderson way. let me tell you, its never been easier to multitask while shitting.

[Mr. Tasty]

this thread delivers mass lol's

[slammin.e28]

Who the FUCK wipes standing up? Your ass is naturally wider open when your back is bent, easier to wipe, less mess, cleaner...

Gotta check that butthole in the mirror to make sure you got it all wiped off...Philistine.

[u3b3rg33k]

Who the FUCK wipes standing up? Your ass is naturally wider open when your back is bent, easier to wipe, less mess, cleaner...

One foot on the floor, the floor, one on the counter, maximum wipe-age. Problem solved.

Still looking for the thread titled: "when using a bidet..."

[smooth]

One foot on the floor [1], the floor [2], one on the counter [3], maximum wipe-age. Problem solved.

I hate to ask...but why does this description sound like a tripod :O

[der affe]

Who the FUCK wipes standing up? Your ass is naturally wider open when your back is bent, easier to wipe, less mess, cleaner...

One foot on the floor, the floor, one on the counter, maximum wipe-age. Problem solved.

[ohthejosh]

smart man... so you can like, rest or eat or watch portable tv while you shit.

Rest may lead to sleeping and DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT SLEEP while taking a shit.

Life experiences have taught me better.

[ohthejosh]

Normal shitting= pants around ankles like always.
post shower shit= naked.

This.

Pants off if I happen to have sharted prior to reaching the toilet.

[ALYKZANDYR]

Also when cleaning up after mud butt when sitting down if the slimy paper falls from yor hand it will land in the water not on yhe seat like it would ehen standing

[Vivek]

People don't really take them off do they?

This is just like the question "do you wipe standing up or sitting down", I don't believe anyone wipes sitting down

Who the FUCK wipes standing up? Your ass is naturally wider open when your back is bent, easier to wipe, less mess, cleaner...