When taking a dump....

[iamsam]

why the heck would you remove your pants entirely to take a crap??? It doesn't impede any of the regular crapping procedures.

Now the real question is, do you take your shirt off? I do if I am at home, you don't have to worry about keeping it up off the toilet seat all the time.

[VANOS714]

Lol priceless thread

[Bimmerista]

Now the real question is, do you take your shirt off?

There are moments when you just have to because you need to 'fan' the premises.

[LuckyHenriksen]

This thread is pure gold, would read again.

I'll only take them off if I'm going to shower right after I drop a hot one. There's no sense in making any wasted effort taking them off just to put them right back on.

Lol priceless thread

[BillBrasky]

Too much Texas BBQ?

[smooth]

why the heck would you remove your pants entirely to take a crap???

What if you're taking a shit and someone runs up in your cell and starts beating your head against the sink?

You'll wish you didn't have your pants around your ankles then I can assure you

[dnick]

me? I just shit completely naked.

[Joe G]

The ideal shit involves a laptop, nudity, and a whiskey drink. A blumpkin is a close second.

[Bimmerista]

[z31maniac]

Those of you speaking out against it (granted, only at home. If I'm taking a shit at work/Lowe's/etc. I leave them on), you should give it a try.

If it's so hard to get your pants on/off, quit wearing your girlfriends jeans and buy some pants that fit.

waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

[Stanley Rockafella]

This is just like the question "do you wipe standing up or sitting down", I don't believe anyone wipes sitting down

this is just gross. I think most same ppl. sit down while wiping, this prevents the "smooshage" that occurs b/t the cheeks when standing (if there happens to be any leftovers around the hole). Staying seated while wiping prevents the smoosh and and leftovers around the hole are eradicated when using tp.

[IRON-E]

What if you're taking a shit and someone runs up in your cell and starts beating your head against the sink?

You'll wish you didn't have your pants around your ankles then I can assure you

I take it, you've been through such event?

[deutschman]

What kind of weird inhuman freak takes their pants completely off when taking a shit? Even when your not home?

[dnick]

wow. were talking about taking shits.










cool

[DatUtahGuy]

I think the point we are all failing to grasp is that when a call comes in and your cell phone is in your pocket, you start having a mini-panick attack trying to reach for your cell buried in what seems like infinite layers of jeans.

So, the real lesson here is do not take pants completely off, as rape is imminent, but do take cell phone out before dropping them to ankle height.