When taking a dump....

[Chaz]

Who the fuck post this

[z31maniac]

Those of you speaking out against it (granted, only at home. If I'm taking a shit at work/Lowe's/etc. I leave them on), you should give it a try.

What kind of weird inhuman freak takes their pants completely off when taking a shit? Even when your not home?

Keep up.

wow. were talking about taking shits.

cool

Hi, you must be new to R3V.

I think the point we are all failing to grasp is that when a call comes in and your cell phone is in your pocket, you start having a mini-panick attack trying to reach for your cell buried in what seems like infinite layers of jeans.

So, the real lesson here is do not take pants completely off, as rape is imminent, but do take cell phone out before dropping them to ankle height.

Why is it that the under 25 crowd is so afraid of being ass raped? Where the fuck are you waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless going on Friday night?

Who the fuck post this

Hi 2008.

[ALYKZANDYR]

Normal shitting= pants around ankles like always.
post shower shit= naked.

[DatUtahGuy]

Why is it that the under 25 crowd is so afraid of being ass raped? Where the fuck are you waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless going on Friday night?

Don't know, we should ask someone who is under 25

[BillBrasky]

Those of you speaking out against it (granted, only at home. If I'm taking a shit at work/Lowe's/etc. I leave them on), you should give it a try.

If it's so hard to get your pants on/off, quit wearing your girlfriends jeans and buy some pants that fit.

waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

I wear regular pants. It's just that I'm German, therefore I'm all about efficiency.

[Joe G]

Normal shitting= pants around ankles like always.
post shower shit= naked.

why in the fuck would you shit after a shower?! Shits are always pre-shower. That is just common sense.

[DatUtahGuy]

Normal shitting= pants around ankles like always.
post shower shit= naked.

The fuck did I just read? POST-shower shitting?

What is this the dark ages? Why would you stain your corn hole RIGHT after cleaning it?? Madness! I only know pre-shower shits.

[smooth]

It's just that I'm German, therefore I'm all about efficiency.

if that was true, you'd shit in the shower like the rest of us Germans

[chadthestampede]

On to my knees if it's cold. My pants aren't baggy/loose enough to fall on their own anywho if I sat down.

So you shit with your legs pressed together. Which can only mean that you tuck when you shit.

I think the point we are all failing to grasp is that when a call comes in and your cell phone is in your pocket, you start having a mini-panick attack trying to reach for your cell buried in what seems like infinite layers of jeans.

So, the real lesson here is do not take pants completely off, as rape is imminent, but do take cell phone out before dropping them to ankle height.

Who answers their cell while they're shitting?


As for the OP, I do, but only when I'm home alone. Something about having my girlfriend walk in on me taking a shit without pants seems like it would raise questions that I don't want to answer - sort of like peeing in the sink.

Also I can acknowledge the farbin one leg in one leg out strategy - sometimes you need that extra leverage.

[DatUtahGuy]

Who answers their cell while they're shitting?

For real? It's 2012, who doesn't? Besides, this ain't Russia.

[BillBrasky]

For real? It's 2012, who doesn't? Besides, this ain't Russia.

Putin doesn't answer his phone while he's pootin'?

[chadthestampede]

For real? It's 2012, who doesn't? Besides, this ain't Russia.

I like to call people while I'm shitting to tell them I'm shitting, but I let no one disturb me while I'm punching a grumper.

[ALYKZANDYR]

The fuck did I just read? POST-shower shitting?

What is this the dark ages? Why would you stain your corn hole RIGHT after cleaning it?? Madness! I only know pre-shower shits.

When the warm water caresses my naked body, relaxing it is, can at times promote a bowel motion that would have not been possible pre shower.

[chadthestampede]

When the warm water caresses my naked body, relaxing it is, can at times promote a bowel motion that would have not been possible pre shower.

Shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain like a boss.

[IRON-E]

Thanks for new sig Maniac :D