When taking a dump....

[ohthejosh]

^Only me in the wife in the house, so she knows if I'm in the bathroom:

1. If the door is open, brushing teeth/peeing/taking a shower, it's OK to enter.
2. If the door is closed, entry is not advised and she does so at her own peril.

That reminds me I take the smelliest shits ever. I dont notice it while in the process but once i leave the bathroom and return smells like I had a decomposing corpse in me for the past month.

[slammin.e28]

Nazi jelly is no laughing matter.

[dnick]

its alll about the angle.

[InuFaye]

I am not as good at ass angling as you.

[slammin.e28]

you have to angle your ass.

I am not as good at ass angling as you.

[z31maniac]

^Only me in the wife in the house, so she knows if I'm in the bathroom:

1. If the door is open, brushing teeth/peeing/taking a shower, it's OK to enter.
2. If the door is closed, entry is not advised and she does so at her own peril.

[InuFaye]

you have to angle your ass.

[slammin.e28]

I found doing things the Janderson way makes for a hard time hitting the water. It just falls on the bowel and slides down into the water, leaving a nice streak.

Sorry, but I will continue to shit facing forward. Plus, my bathroom has no lock, so I have to watch the door, lest someone decide I'm done shitting before I really am.

[ohthejosh]

Just thought Id let you guys know, I tried the reverse sitting position. I have a mirror on the wall behind the toilet. The faces I make while shitting were entertaining.

[MR 325]

R3V has definitely delivered, it's been a while.

[10Toes]

I normally don't take showers with cloths on so....

[S62]

This is why I love this forum

[5Toes]

One leg on, one leg off bitches.

literally for me

[Cha Ching]

Fucking LULZ! This thread delivers! Excuse you, I have to take a crap....

[StinkE30]

Taking a twosie with your pants on?

So unnatural...