When taking a dump....

[J3M93]

Completely naked, man was not meant to wear cothes

[u3b3rg33k]

OP should be banned for not putting Rob as a poll option.

[ALYKZANDYR]

for those interested in shitting in the shower it is dicsussed here in this radio show recording. the whole show is fucking hilarious.

http://www.lazlow.com/the_lazlow_show/audio/lazlowshow_episode42.mp3

[DatUtahGuy]

Shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain like a boss.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

OMG almost fell off my chair.

[Stanley Rockafella]

why in the fuck would you shit after a shower?! Shits are always pre-shower. That is just common sense.

+1

[Joe G]

When the warm water caresses my naked body, relaxing it is, can at times promote a bowel motion that would have not been possible pre shower.

i lol'd.



However i maintain that you are one gross mofo.

[IRON-E]

Thanks for new sig Maniac :D

[chadthestampede]

When the warm water caresses my naked body, relaxing it is, can at times promote a bowel motion that would have not been possible pre shower.

Shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain like a boss.

[ALYKZANDYR]

The fuck did I just read? POST-shower shitting?

What is this the dark ages? Why would you stain your corn hole RIGHT after cleaning it?? Madness! I only know pre-shower shits.

When the warm water caresses my naked body, relaxing it is, can at times promote a bowel motion that would have not been possible pre shower.

[chadthestampede]

For real? It's 2012, who doesn't? Besides, this ain't Russia.

I like to call people while I'm shitting to tell them I'm shitting, but I let no one disturb me while I'm punching a grumper.

[BillBrasky]

For real? It's 2012, who doesn't? Besides, this ain't Russia.

Putin doesn't answer his phone while he's pootin'?

[DatUtahGuy]

Who answers their cell while they're shitting?

For real? It's 2012, who doesn't? Besides, this ain't Russia.

[chadthestampede]

On to my knees if it's cold. My pants aren't baggy/loose enough to fall on their own anywho if I sat down.

So you shit with your legs pressed together. Which can only mean that you tuck when you shit.

I think the point we are all failing to grasp is that when a call comes in and your cell phone is in your pocket, you start having a mini-panick attack trying to reach for your cell buried in what seems like infinite layers of jeans.

So, the real lesson here is do not take pants completely off, as rape is imminent, but do take cell phone out before dropping them to ankle height.

Who answers their cell while they're shitting?


As for the OP, I do, but only when I'm home alone. Something about having my girlfriend walk in on me taking a shit without pants seems like it would raise questions that I don't want to answer - sort of like peeing in the sink.

Also I can acknowledge the farbin one leg in one leg out strategy - sometimes you need that extra leverage.

[smooth]

It's just that I'm German, therefore I'm all about efficiency.

if that was true, you'd shit in the shower like the rest of us Germans

[DatUtahGuy]

Normal shitting= pants around ankles like always.
post shower shit= naked.

The fuck did I just read? POST-shower shitting?

What is this the dark ages? Why would you stain your corn hole RIGHT after cleaning it?? Madness! I only know pre-shower shits.