Best way to sell a car

[Jables]

WASH the FUCKING car. The amount of cars I see for sale, with the interior full of sand and grass and shit, the outside covered in water stains, shits me to no end. Ruins the whole thing and is a major put off.

Secondly, TAKE GOOD PHOTOS. It's not that fucking hard.

This is all aside from.. yknow, having a good condition car at a good price

[slammin.e28]

and by candle he means handy j

Don't they sell those at Bed Bath Beyond these days?

[VANOS714]

ebay, and offer a free massage with the purchase.

[CabrioPunk]

Not on r3v. Too many cheap bastards.

[Joe G]

WASH the FUCKING car. The amount of cars I see for sale, with the interior full of sand and grass and shit, the outside covered in water stains, shits me to no end. Ruins the whole thing and is a major put off.

Secondly, TAKE GOOD PHOTOS. It's not that fucking hard.

This is all aside from.. yknow, having a good condition car at a good price

Car is clean, photos are good and plentiful.

Don't they sell those at Bed Bath Beyond these days?

They do not. My candle lit massages and hand j's are exclusive. However you can get a 10% off coupon or special massage coupon at bed bath and beyond.

ebay, and offer a free massage with the purchase.

On ebay, and any purchase from me over $1000 comes with a free massage.

[ohthejosh]

Don't they sell those at Bed Bath Beyond these days?

Yea in the beyond section with nancy the 69 yr old nympho.

[slammin.e28]

Yea in the beyond section with nancy the 69 yr old nympho.

Hmm...69.....I like that #....

[ohthejosh]

Shes at her prime.

[slammin.e28]

Shes at her prime.

Too bad there are no 69 yr olds at the local BBB. I dated an Afghan chick that worked there and her handy Js were terrrible.

[InuFaye]

I feel like there are plenty of terrorist jokes to be had.
Also that girl had you so whipped when I first met you I thought she was never gonna let you out of your own house.

[Vince30]

Secondly, TAKE GOOD PHOTOS. It's not that fucking hard.

This x10000, you have to make buyers look at your ad and say "now I can see myself driving that." Because once they see themselfs in it, its their car in their head, making it as good as sold. Pictures are defiantly what drew me to my car.

[Joe G]

In the pics on ze ebay it is clean. Im going to try and wash/wax and really do it up this weekend and have a photshoot to really WOW potential buyers.

[slammin.e28]

This x10000, you have to make buyers look at your ad and say "now I can see myself driving that." Because once they see themselfs in it, its their car in their head, making it as good as sold. Pictures are defiantly what drew me to my car.

Take pictures as if you are driving the car. Give people the perspective as if they are enjoying the car themselves.

Get a scantly, yet tastefully clad lady (No Vladsexuals) to sit in the passenger seat as you do this and make sure she looks like she is enjoying herself.

Sex sells, and the whole world is buying!

[Holland]

Sell it to slammin and sleep on the couch.

[Restoman]

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