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  • TurboJake
    No R3VLimiter
    • Oct 2010
    • 3780

    #31
    Originally posted by devon.818
    why sleep on couch when you can sleep in the e24?

    remember, the cars will ALWAYS love you ;).



    sidenote, still haven't quite found a girl who wont complain about me spending 10x on the cars than her(time, money, pampering, ect)
    They're easy to find. If I don't work on my car she gets angry with me and usually gives me the choice of getting a blowjob, or going and working on the car. She just want's me to calm the fuck down so she can watch glee or other crappy tv shows without me bitching.

    I always take the blowjob, and then proceed to work on the car. Win win.


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    • Roysneon
      R3V Elite
      • Apr 2010
      • 4505

      #32
      Motion to amend your name to (couch)sleepin.E24guy.
      For all things 24v, check out Markert Motorworks!
      Originally posted by mbonanni
      I hate modded emtree, I hate modded cawrz, I hate jdm, I hate swag, I hate stanceyolokids, I hate bags (on cars), I hate stuff that is slowz, I hate tires.

      I am a pursit now.

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      • LuckyHenriksen
        R3V Elite
        • Jun 2010
        • 4244

        #33
        Originally posted by Roysneon
        Motion to amend your name to (couch)sleepin.E24guy.
        Lol this.

        'grats on the new ride


        Bahama Beige E23 Project
        Bluebird Bus Conversion
        New Oregon Trail

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        • MikeDE
          E30 Mastermind
          • Mar 2009
          • 1873

          #34
          Never had to sleep on the couch. Last time I bought a car I got the silent treatment for about 3 days. All you can do is let them cool-off.
          -03/2005 E46 330D Touring 6spd(204hp/410nM) Sapphire Black/Naturbraun Sport...300k KM & 35mpg(mixed)

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          • slammin.e28
            שמע ישראל
            • May 2010
            • 12054

            #35
            Originally posted by F34R
            Parting my 87 635CSi soon, let me know if you need anything.
            Will do, thanks!

            Originally posted by RagtopE30
            So let me get this straight, you got an e24 today and tonight you dont have to fight for blankets or hear her snore? WINNING!! Just make sure in the morning you exaggerate the extreme comfort of the couch! That always works
            Ended up she came out and asked if I was still upset. WHUUT!?
            Watched some Sons of Guns, drank some moonshine, and went to bed happy.

            Originally posted by Mr. Burns
            Yeah. Just smooth your way into bed. Smooth like that fine e24.... Popping and snapping, valve ticks and misfires. Reeking of gas. Start up and stall and keep cranking yourself but to no avail. Yeaaaaahhh. Finally sputter out and shit the bed with whichever fluids.

            Proceed to ask for loan for e24 project.

            Clean up later, maybe.
            This is how it usually goes down, lawl!

            Originally posted by Roysneon
            Motion to amend your name to (couch)sleepin.E24guy.
            Hahah! I like, but the e28 was the BMW that started it all for me.

            Originally posted by MikeDE
            Never had to sleep on the couch. Last time I bought a car I got the silent treatment for about 3 days. All you can do is let them cool-off.
            She still thinks it was a bad idea. Issue here was I asked her opinion, and apparently didn't listen and bought the car anyways. :up:

            I can always make $800....can't always find a '78 633Csi with 133k, documented.

            So, to sum up last night, everything went better than expected.
            1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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            • InuFaye
              R3VLimited
              • May 2010
              • 2221

              #36
              Its your house.
              That bitch should be outside with the chickens.
              1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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              • slammin.e28
                שמע ישראל
                • May 2010
                • 12054

                #37
                Originally posted by InuFaye
                Its your house.
                That bitch should be outside with the chickens.
                I made an agreement that I was to buy no more cars.....which I'd told myself anyways because four cars is enough for me.......like I need five!
                1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                • InuFaye
                  R3VLimited
                  • May 2010
                  • 2221

                  #38
                  Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                  I made an agreement that I was to buy no more cars.....which I'd told myself anyways because four cars is enough for me.......like I need five!
                  There should be no agreement. She should shutup and put up with it.
                  1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                  • slammin.e28
                    שמע ישראל
                    • May 2010
                    • 12054

                    #39
                    Originally posted by InuFaye
                    There should be no agreement. She should shutup and put up with it.
                    It was an "agreement" but I'd already made up my mind this was the last car unless I sold one....so really, it's what I was going to do anyways....

                    Got me out of the doghouse. Now I can't wait to go pick up this car!
                    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                    • InuFaye
                      R3VLimited
                      • May 2010
                      • 2221

                      #40
                      There should be no doghouse.

                      Your way or the highway.
                      1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                      • slammin.e28
                        שמע ישראל
                        • May 2010
                        • 12054

                        #41
                        Originally posted by InuFaye
                        There should be no doghouse.

                        Your way or the highway.
                        I got my way in the end. That is all that matters.
                        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                        • Joe G
                          R3VLimited
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 2942

                          #42
                          Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                          I got to put IT in her rear end. That is all that matters.
                          fixed.


                          Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                          Originally posted by lambo
                          Sounds like you need a massage.
                          Originally posted by kpeng
                          Who the hell is Vlad?

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                          • VANOS714
                            E30 Enthusiast
                            • Nov 2011
                            • 1195

                            #43
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                            • slammin.e28
                              שמע ישראל
                              • May 2010
                              • 12054

                              #44
                              Hahaha!!! ^^
                              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                              • brutus87
                                R3V OG
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 6280

                                #45
                                Slammin for Prez.
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