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    #16
    Shoulda bought an E30...


    Bitches love E30's.

    Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
    Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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      #17
      Originally posted by lambo View Post
      Shoulda bought an E30...


      Bitches love E30's.
      Lol troof.

      So, I think I may attempt to go to bed now. Hopefully she's asleep and I can just slip in.....
      1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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        #18
        Originally posted by devon.818 View Post
        sidenote, still haven't quite found a girl who wont complain about me spending 10x on the cars than her(time, money, pampering, ect)
        I got lucky and found a girl that is the opposite. I was spending so much time with her, I wasn't working on my car and getting it done, so she told me the day before that tomorrow I was working on my car and NOT spending time with her.

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          #19
          Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
          Lol troof.

          So, I think I may attempt to go to bed now. Hopefully she's asleep and I can just slip in.....
          Dooo itttt, and post pics!


          Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

          Originally posted by lambo
          Sounds like you need a massage.
          Originally posted by kpeng
          Who the hell is Vlad?

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            #20
            Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
            Lol troof.

            So, I think I may attempt to go to bed now. Hopefully she's asleep and I can just slip IT in.....
            fixed
            seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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              #21
              Originally posted by der affe View Post
              fixed
              Lawl! It's that time of the month, so nothing is going on down there as far as me. I think that may be part of the problem at hand as well....
              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                #22
                P.I.I.T.B. then, at least get a blowie or a handy j.

                better yet, put he on top then when she finishes and climbs off of you, look down and say "you shot me!"

                girls love that.
                seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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                  #23
                  I'd still slip it in.

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
                    Lawl! It's that time of the month, so nothing is going on down there as far as me. I think that may be part of the problem at hand as well....
                    All the easier to slip it in my man.

                    I bet youre sleepin on dis couch

                    SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
                    IG: ohthejosh

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by dnick View Post
                      ive got a milf neighbor and she loves bmws..
                      that should be enough eh?
                      and you havent introduced me because...?
                      AWD > RWD

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                        #26
                        Yeah man, E24s blow.

                        Originally posted by whysimon
                        WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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                          #27
                          My wife invited me to bed tonight because I told her I was trading some of my e30 parts stash in the basement to get some work done on the e23 euro.:pimp:

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                            #28
                            Parting my 87 635CSi soon, let me know if you need anything.
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                              #29
                              So let me get this straight, you got an e24 today and tonight you dont have to fight for blankets or hear her snore? WINNING!! Just make sure in the morning you exaggerate the extreme comfort of the couch! That always works
                              450whp 524 lb-ft 1988 336ic In progress

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
                                Lol troof.

                                So, I think I may attempt to go to bed now. Hopefully she's asleep and I can just slip in.....
                                Yeah. Just smooth your way into bed. Smooth like that fine e24.... Popping and snapping, valve ticks and misfires. Reeking of gas. Start up and stall and keep cranking yourself but to no avail. Yeaaaaahhh. Finally sputter out and shit the bed with whichever fluids.

                                Proceed to ask for loan for e24 project.

                                Clean up later, maybe.
                                Originally posted by flyboyx
                                i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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