Faux Loko: The DIY Drink I Shouldn’t Be Telling You About

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  • deutschman
    R3V Elite
    • May 2008
    • 5958

    #1

    Faux Loko: The DIY Drink I Shouldn’t Be Telling You About



    Post pictures of drunken retardednes when said beverage has been consumed!
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    "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

  • kronus
    R3V OG
    • Apr 2008
    • 13000

    #2
    This seems complicated for debauchery juice. The simple alternative is called "Five Loko", you just dump a 5-hour energy into a decaffeinated 4loko.
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    • Dagamus(NM)
      E30 Addict
      • Mar 2010
      • 590

      #3
      What the hell is wrong with you guys?

      I guess I am just old fashioned, Purple drank for me. Promethazine, codiene, vodka, jolly ranchers and purple soda.
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      • Farbin Kaiber
        Lil' Puppet
        • Jul 2007
        • 29502

        #4
        Why not a twelve pack and an eightball?

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        • Pantless Spency
          It's McRib time!!!
          • Feb 2011
          • 7284

          #5
          i like cherry cola.
          but that's just me.

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          • AsharC
            E30 Mastermind
            • Jun 2011
            • 1508

            #6
            I like red bull
            but that's just me.


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            • camip
              E30 Fanatic
              • Nov 2011
              • 1253

              #7
              Orange juice, ecstasy, and coke.

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              • mikeedler
                R3V OG
                • Feb 2004
                • 6707

                #8
                Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                Why not a twelve pack and an eightball?
                I like this idea, maybe a little sack of bud to pull you back down to earth every once in a while.

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                • Dagamus(NM)
                  E30 Addict
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 590

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                  Why not a twelve pack and an eightball?
                  Nah, that is elderly fashioned. It is too bad that intended sarcasm was not picked up above.
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                  • rThor432
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 3907

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                    Why not a twelve pack and an eightball?
                    Because you can now get your beer in 40oz containers, haven't you heard?

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                    • Galactodactyl
                      Advanced Member
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 182

                      #11
                      Clever name lol. Ill pass on the drink.

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                      • deutschman
                        R3V Elite
                        • May 2008
                        • 5958

                        #12
                        lol. Sounds really nasty. I dont think I would ever drink this my self. I had a sip of four loko and that shit is NASTY!!!
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                        "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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                        • Nick_S
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 3656

                          #13
                          Had half a can of the original Four Loko and was pretty toasted. Granted that was after a few beers too, but that damn that stuff was wild. I'll pass and stick to my choice beer.
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                          • Mlarsen
                            R3V Elite
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 4082

                            #14
                            I'd rather just have a Brass Monkey.

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                            • T3rd Ferguson
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 3076

                              #15
                              had some of my best adventures on four loko. don't remember any of them, though.

                              I'm trying this tonight.
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