What if your white girlfriend had a black dildo?

[camshaftgsxr]

id be pissed,






she said she didnt like sex toys

[Threehz]

Becauseslutcar ftw.

It's just a girl...

Now if I woke up and my 318is had a dildo of any color in her, I would be pissed. In fact a black dildo might even blend in with the black leather. In a car crash that could shoot through my front windshield possibly killing someone, and even worse, breaking my front windshield.

This thread makes me very nervous about the safety of my E30.

[khalild]

So what if your black girlfriend has a white dildo?

They never have dildos... they always have those weird rabbit things

[Mr. Burns]

They never have dildos... they always have those weird rabbit things

white kids dressed as black guys in rabbit suits?

[Joe G]

does she have le butt plug?

[khalild]

If you're GF has a dildo at all, you're doin it wrong.

Oh you have much to learn haha... you buy the sextoys together. Go to a convention with her or something. See what she likes. Embrace her freakiness. Embrace it!

[Kershaw]

I pick the white race because they have the biggest issue with racism.

so tell us how you really feel.

[frankenbeemer]

does she have le butt plug?

Have you noticed most butt plugs are black?

[khalild]

does she have le butt plug?

lol no she doesnt own any but i wouldnt be against it! As long as she doesnt try to go me myself and irene on me i am A-OK

I think the OP might have to worry about that one lol

[Peterkaczynski]

my past ex had a buttplug and anal beads..... she same in an instant when i was doing her and pulling them out

[Peterkaczynski]

qft

[Joe G]

Best way to pull out anal beads is as if you're pull starting a lawn mower. Grip and rip!

[IRON-E]

Best way to pull out anal beads is as if you're pull starting a lawn mower. Grip and rip!

that picture is embeded in my head now.

[gooseadrian]

Best way to pull out anal beads is as if you're pull starting a lawn mower. Grip and rip!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Holy fuck i was reading this and drinking water...now my laptop is wet

[long tall eta]

Have you noticed most butt plugs are black?

they don't show the dirt as much as the white ones.