What if your white girlfriend had a black dildo?

[b*saint]

If it's orange does that mean she's imagining it's Bugs Bunny fucking her with a carrot?

Rabbits don't have an orange penis. Did you know this?

[dnick]

if it's orange does that mean she's imagining it's bugs bunny fucking her with a carrot?

hahahahhaha

[b*saint]

SO because its colored like another HUMAN's color it would be the same as if its a random NON HUMAN color?

[Mr. Burns]

I dont have girlfriend lol

with concerns like this, it is really no groudbreaking discrovery.

[MR 325]

If it's orange does that mean she's imagining it's Bugs Bunny fucking her with a carrot?

[b*saint]

you need to be less involved in a relationship, and more focused on getting over your concerns over dyes used in latex sex toys.

I really wouldn't put too much thought into it.

did she aquire it before you started dating?
or after you started dating, she started this trend?

I dont have girlfriend lol. Its a completely random thread. I already asked my wife what she thinks on the matter and just looked at me like I was strange.

[dnick]

[Mr. Burns]

But come on - black/brown alludes to a fantasy of screwing a black guy. You can't even pretend that its ok because she thinks about you when she's masturbating.

Purple or yellow would just mean she doesn't like penis at all.

you need to be less involved in a relationship, and more focused on getting over your concerns over dyes used in latex sex toys.

I really wouldn't put too much thought into it.

did she aquire it before you started dating?
or after you started dating, she started this trend?

[devon.818]

...uhm. Weird bro. No I wouldn't give a fuck.

If your girlfriend had a yellow and purple dildo would you worry she was fucking aliens?

indians and asians.

[b*saint]

But come on - black/brown alludes to a fantasy of screwing a black guy. You can't even pretend that its ok because she thinks about you when she's masturbating.

Purple or yellow would just mean she doesn't like penis at all.

[mikeb23ft]

...uhm. Weird bro. No I wouldn't give a fuck.

If your girlfriend had a yellow and purple dildo would you worry she was fucking aliens?

[Mr. Burns]

countdown till they have a mind blowing argument over the color of her sex toys.

I never complained about the blue, pink, red, whatever other color BUT OH BLACK?

DEMS GROUNDS FOR DISMISAL.

unless it's a throby veiny motherfucker...in that case just nickname it the Leroy 5000 and use it to unstuck those stubborn balljoints.

[devon.818]

da fuck?

who posts this!

[Wh33lhop]

Seriously?

[Mr. Burns]

get white out and add little pussfilled dots on it.

you know, for the real thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang.