What if your white girlfriend had a black dildo?

[Kershaw]

it sure seems like b*saint is the black sheep of r3v when it concerns dildo color.

unless it was made from the mold of another man's dick it's whatever. and most girls i've come across have vibrators, not dildos, and those tend to be small in any regard.

[LJ851]

So what if your black girlfriend has a white dildo?

You would be dating a HoHo ?

[Farbin Kaiber]

So what if your black girlfriend has a white dildo?

[ALYKZANDYR]

You just dont get content like this on any other car forum.

[ohthejosh]

hey man im not the one worried about what color plastic dick my significant other is thrusting up in her vag. As long as I get the same access Im not trippin bout a toy.

[samiam3356]

Wait white guys actually care about crap like that?

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no just this one

[b*saint]

The fact that you turned this into a BMW paint color thing means your girlfriend has an std.

[ohthejosh]

Wait is it black like crayola black, or black as in skin tone more towards dark brown, or is it schwarz as in diamonschwarz? If its the third id be worried, that would mean she wants to fck a guy who has a DS e30.


edit: Credentials - Psych 110 Spring 2009 - Intro to psychology.

[E30 331is]

One day a man goes to the doctor and complains about his dick being orange. The doctor examines him and says he is fine. The guy puzzled asks why his dick is orange. The doctor says:
















































Stop masturbating while eating Cheetos!

[LJ851]

I already asked my wife what she thinks on the matter and she just looked at me like I was crazy.

Your wife is correct and you have too much free time.

Also, News Flash! Black guys are not actually black.

[a3ternus]

If it's orange does that mean she's imagining it's Bugs Bunny fucking her with a carrot?

:D

[khalild]

Wait white guys actually care about crap like that?

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[Cabriolet]

if you are feeling small, there's a visine for that.

[Mr. Burns]

SO because its colored like another HUMAN's color it would be the same as if its a random NON HUMAN color?

fuckthat, I used to j-off to scrambled/blocked channels late at night as a kid.

all fuzzy and 3/4's up the screen with green/blues/yellows.



worked for me.

[lambo]

Find Deltron and fuck his shit up.