What if your white girlfriend had a black dildo?

[Mr. Tasty]

I dont have girlfriend lol. Its a completely random thread. I already asked my wife what she thinks on the matter and just looked at me like I was strange.

thats funny, I always pictured you with out and sort of female partner

[Roysneon]

So you just wanted an excuse to call someone racist today?

[RUFFLZ]

What if your black dildo has a white girlfriend?

hahahahhahahhahaha this nigga waffleswaffleswaffles

[Dermeister3]

If you're GF has a dildo at all, you're doin it wrong.

[DatUtahGuy]

We need to know what material is it made out of... OEM rubber or did she upgrade to "stiffer" urethane.

[Holland]

We need to know what material is it made out of... OEM rubber or did she upgrade to "stiffer" urethane.

Fuck that, solid machined is the way to go. Becauseslutcar

[frankenbeemer]

Good information. Thread should be stickied.

[DatUtahGuy]

Fuck that, solid machined is the way to go. Becauseslutcar

Becauseslutcar only comes in stick right? No "flappy" paddle gear box? :giggle:

[Grand525]

..... or the ever changing colors, like chameleon's or mitt romney's?

[mrsleeve]

Her toy box full of all different colors and sizes and functions. Who really gives a fuck what color or size she uses when your not around or even if you are around for that matter????

if you are worried about the toys your woman has, you have much much bigger personal/jealousy/control issues that need attention. Say like therapy twice a week


If you havent figured it out I DONT GIVE 2 SHITS

[firefirefire90]

What if your black dildo has a white girlfriend?

This wouldn't happen if the girlfriend was a christian.

[b*saint]

thats funny, I always pictured you with out and sort of female partner

[myinfernalbmw]

While I may not like it, I would be able to tolerate it as long it was required to sit in the back of the drawer.

[b*saint]

Finally someone honest about the black member.

[Jand3rson]